So yesterday I had to wake up at the same time I do during the weekdays because we had our annual company retreat. I don't know why they call it a retreat since we don't really go anywhere anymore. We used to go down to Las Vegas and get drunk and gamble and stick the customer's money from the vault in the g-strings of strippers. OK so that last part is not quite true. But we used to have fun fun fun!
This year's "retreat" was at the Westin right by the San Francisco Airport. It's a very nice hotel. Basically we had a bunch of people from the bank make speeches about various aspects of the bank and what we need to do to make this a wonderful year and get rich and stuff.
The really cool part about this year's retreat was that we gave away a crapload of prizes. 10 Canon Elph 3.2 Megapixel cameras were given away, and 5 panasonic portable DVD Players, and 2 40GB iPods! There was a bunch of other stuff too like $50 gift certificates to Banana Republic and cash and other stuff. The monkey didn't win any prizes at all! :(
It was my department's job to come up with an overall theme for the retreat so we picked "Survivor". We decorated the place to make it look like a deserted Island and everything. At the end we even had a game for everyone to play, a Reward Challenge like on the show.
After the retreat of course we all went to the tiny hotel bar and got drunk. We really like getting drunk. We drink all the time. On fridays they bring in cases of beer and wine and we get drunk so don't stop by and ask to make a deposit or withdrawal because we won't know how to do it.
After getting drunk a few of us came back to the East Bay and looked for a place to eat Mexican food. We went to this one place and it wasn't available because they where having a private party. blah. We eventually settled on going to El Patio. They had the cutest gorditas working there. They were short and stocky and HUGE chi-chis. I wanted to snuggle with them. Unfortunately none of them was our waitress, we had some old dude for a waiter.
When I got home last night i was super sleepy and fell asleep with music blaring and the tv one. I woke up at 3am to John Belushi (or is the one that is alive Jim Belushi?) "singing" and then he tried to do a backspin on the floor. I am assuming this was some kind of Saturday Night Live skit. I turned the TV off and went back to sleep.
Now here I am awake way too early on a Sunday morning. blah!
My roommate is going to be gone for the day and I am having friends over for the Super Bowl. I really want to lay in bed all day though.
8:05 a.m. - 2004-02-01
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