I was audited today. Not by the IRS but by internal auditors that we hire to make sure we do stuff right. Unfortunately the auditor wasn't really familiar with what I do so he basically just took notes while I told him what I do. He really has no way of knowing if it's right or wrong. He said he was going to take the notes and consult with someone. I think they should hire me to be their consultant and I can advise them regarding the soundness of my business practices. I mean really there aren't that many people in my line of work who do things better than me. You couldn't fill the bathroom with the number of people that could speak on what I do and have any kind of authority regading the subject. Even if they brought in someone from the IRS I would have to question their ability.
It still hasn't sunk in that I now have two tickets to the Prince concert in which he will give his final performance of all his dirty dirty classic hits. I already asked to leave early that day so I can get to the arena in time. I know if I get there too late some ghetto people will sit in my seats and then you have to go through the whole, "thoes are my seats you are sitting in", "whatchoo talkin' bout, nuh uh!", "bitch you better get out my seats before I break my foot off in your ass!"
I'm feeling especially horny right now. I'm zooming on on every curve that jiggles by like and eagle spotting a field mouse from a quarter mile in the air. The swishing of hair and smell of perfume are giving me instant wood. Rubbing one out in the morning isn't taking care of matters. blah!
3:42 p.m. - 2004-03-31
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