3:52 p.m. - 2004-04-23
I don't know what kind of scent I give off but apparently it attracts unruly drunk girls. Last night The Funk and I went to this nearby (1 block away from where I live) bar to watch a few bands play. We know a few of the members of one of the bands. So anyway I was chilling drinking my Corona and The Funk was having his new "no carb" creation, Barcari Limon and diet coke.
So there were a couple of chicks in the bar that were hammmered. Two of them made it a point to mess with me all night. One, a very petite asian girl, kept staring at me and smiling and doing other wierd things. She never actually came up to me though. The other was a white girl. This girl grabbed me by the arm and said, "come on, we're going out for a smoke." I had to let her know that I don't smoke and don't like standing near people while they are smoking. She wasn't having it and dragged me outside. We were joined by a few of her friends, who were all dudes. There was some chit chat, one of the dudes was from Patterson which is near Turlock. Then I excused myself and went back inside.
So this chick was all wasted and was hanging on everyone in the bar. She danced with a few guys and stuff and her dude friends were trying to keep her a bit under control.
Towards the end of the night when I tried to make my escape she caught me and wanted to dance. She was really too drunk to do any dancing so I just kind of stood there and caught her before she would tumble to the ground. One of the dudes that she danced with came up to her with a shot of tequila but she didn't want it. She handed it to me but I didn't want it either. She insisted and I caved in like the weakling that I am.
As I was about to down the shot she said, "wait, do a body shot off of me," and pulled her shirt down. I just downed the shot quickly like I had not quite heard her. It would have been nice and all but I don't really want to do body shots off of anyone that had just spent the night rubbing up against all the dudes in the bar. So another dude that she had danced distracted her for a second, trying to get her number. I saw my chance and escaped.
I got home and went right to bed. About a half hour later The Funk called me and woke me up. He had stayed at the bar and wasn't going to leave until it closed. He was calling from the parking lot, in his car. He said that the asian chick that was staring at me was outside his car and she wanted to know where I was. He said that she went up to him in the parking lot and was asking for me. She told him that she needed a ride home and he tried to tell her that I was home already. I told him I was already asleep and i wasn't going to get out of bed just to give some drunk girl a ride home, she had gone to teh bar with two friends anyway so it's not like she didn't have a ride home. He started telling me that she was hella fine and I should go back to the bar to pick her up. I told him that he could give her my number and she could call me during the day if she wanted but I was going to sleep. He said I was crazy and then hung up the phone.
Why can't I come across these good looking girls that are interested in me when there isn't alcohol involved. The last thing I want to do is hook up with some chick while she is all drunk and then be rejected when they are sober.
12:23 p.m. - 2004-04-23
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