We are finally getting our mid-year bonus today. There was a screw up so we will be getting $200 less than what we should be getting but at least it's something. We'll get the $200 in our end of the month paycheck. I have to do a good job of saving this money!
3:19 p.m. - 2004-08-19
Yeah, so I was able to say "good morning" to that chick today. We sat next to each other on BART and talked the whole way to the city. My fat ass could only talk about food and places to eat. BLAH BLAH BLAH PAD THAI BLAH BLAH BLAH MASHED POTATOES BLAH BLAH BLAH MACARONI AND CHEESE BLAH BLAH BLAH SUSHI BLAH BLAH BLAH BURRITOS... Oh boy she must think I'm going to turn into one of those 1,000 pound freaks who get stuck on the couch and need the fire department to cut them out of their house so they can go see Richard Simmons.
So I just had an incident in the company restroom that involved my ass wipes. I was taking a dump and someone came in right as I flushed. So then I started wiping (because I flush once after going poo and then again after I wipe) and it came time for me to use my ass wipes to make everything extra fresh back there. I had already busted them out of the zip lock bag that I keep them in at work and set them on top of the TP dispenser. So I reach over and grab one and as I'm picking it up all the rest of them and the zip lock back they were in fall to the ground. They not only fell down but somehow managed to fall mostly on the other side of the stall. So I very quickly reached down and grabbed them. I don't know if the other person saw them or not. I'm sure he did. Everyone is going to know that I am an ass wiper!
10:11 a.m. - 2004-08-19
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