I forgot to mention that Mindy asked me to join her for drinks next Thursday.
While I'm here I might as well rant about the asshole who left gum on the leg of the chair that I sat in during lunch. I got up and felt something tug at my leg by the ankle and looked down. It was gum stuck to my leg and the chair. I was so pissed off. It wasn't a small piece either, it was huge. Everybody knows where to put their damn gum when they are finished chewing it, and it's not on the goddam chair you are sitting on. Bastards!
3:26 p.m. - 2004-08-20
So I forgot to mention that The Funk, Babushka, Vagina Doctor, and Cousin D have all moved into a house together here in Fremont. We were kickin' it with Babushka one night at her apartment when she mentioned that she wanted to move out. The Funk snatched up the opportunity and insisted that we all find a house to rent. I wasn't down for living with Babushka and Vagina Doctor because as much as I love them, they are a handfull.
So The Funk went about finding a place for the three of them to live. He did all the work finding the place and really pushed that it was a good idea for them to all live together. So he eventually found a place and they decided to rent it and Cousin D came into the picture somehow. It's a pretty nice place. The house is big and they have a very nice back yard.
So they had a little sushi making party last night for dinner. I brought a bottle of sake and some green tea ice cream.
Let me stray a little here because I really need to talk about this. What is up with ice cream flavors at asian supermarkets? There was some freaky shit in there. They had Ube and Cheddar, Cheddar, Maize'(the stuff we mexicans make tamales from!), Maize' and Cheese, and Avocado.
Ok, cheese ice cream? I am the biggest cheese freak you will ever come across and I have never thought to myself, "hey you know what would be good? Some Cheddar flavored ice cream! Or how about Mozzarella ice cream?" Maize'??? Like I said, that is for making tamales. It's good stuff but I don't understand how it works in ice cream. Avocado!!! Avocados are for condiments not dessert my fine asian peepz!
So anyway I showed up with my liquor and ice cream and they were already well on the way of finishing the sushi making. The Funk went totally overboard with everything. He not only bought enough fish and stuff to stock the sushi buffet at Todai, he also bought Sea Bass steaks, made a crapload of tempura, grilled a ton of mussels, and bbq'd a ton of marinated short ribs. It was way more food than the 6 people there could eat.
There wasn't much I could do in the way of helping so I just watched the Olympics on the TV. I was excited when I saw that the ping pong (table tennis) competition was on. They volleys weren't that good though, they never seemed to get into a rythm. Mandy said, "this isn't like on Forrest Gump, change the channel!" So we watched something else.
So we at as much food as we could and I drank about 20 shots of warm sake. The sake I got was soooo good. It was like drinking buttered toast! mmmmmmmmmm butter! mmmmmmmmm toast! There was plenty of food left over so The Funk started calling people. Mostly it was guys that he wanted to see him living with the girls. A couple people came over but they didn't put much of a dent in the food so they still have a ton left over.
The highlight of the night for me was when Mandy kept bugging me to sit on the couch with her. I was laying on the floor watching tv. I like the floor because it is hard and I can lay there without falling asleep. Mandy was laying on the couch with a blanket over her. So I finally gave in and got on the couch with her. I lifted the blanket and slipped under it only to realize that I had been tricked into entering THE DUTCH OVER OF DEATH!
Oh lord it was a bad one. Luckily I survived. That sneaky bitch. I'm going to fart on her head while she is asleep one of these days.
8:27 a.m. - 2004-08-20
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