My dad is dopey, and that is being nice. I mean when it comes to his job he is a master. Very respected for his skills and very much sought after in the region but he is a loyal man so he sticks to the same company even when the offer of more money is waved in his face.
Now as soon as he leaves work it's a completely different story. This man takes shortcuts that add an extra half hour to your trip. That is just the beginning of the non-stop fun you can have with my dad.
He called me yesterday to inform me that he lost the cell phone I bought him. It's only been about a month since I got it for him. He has no clue where he could have possibly lost it, none at all. I am imagining right now that it is on some fairway at a golf course about to get mowed over. That or it's sitting at some countertop at a taqueria. Sheesh.
So I called last night and suspended the phone number in case anyone finds it and wants to make international phone calls. We have one month to find it and the account will be suspended permanently. I will most likely not be getting my dad another phone. He better hope it's under some clothes somewhere or in a drawer.
8:33 a.m. - 2005-04-13
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