So, I forgot to post the Monkey of the Week again! Blah! I actually had a little monkey all ready to be in the spotlight but I left to my parents house on the 4th and they followed through with their threat to cancel their cable modem supscription. ACK! No internet access all weekend long.
So last Thursday night I went out to shake my groove thang. I went over to 1984 cause poocake has been going there a lot and she always gets some when she goes so I thought I would try my luck. Also they play 80's music. 80's music rocks!
I am such an 80's junky. I love everything from that decade. I love the movies. I love the music. I love the fashion. I wish I could go to some wierd alternate universe where it is always the 80's.
So I left for the club a little late which was a bad mistake. It was impossible to find parking. I kept zig zagging around the streets looking for a place to park with no luck. I finally found a spot near 7th and Howard after about 45 minutes of driving around.
Then I had to stand in line to get in. The wannabe russian mafia was in front of me and the Heathers were behind me. The russian mafia didn't feel that they should have to stand in line because they were, like, the russian mafia. The Heathers were busy chain smoking and blowing their smoke at me. I don't know if that is their idea of flirting but smoking is nasty, ewwwwwww! "look at me i'm sexxxy with a cigarette in my mouth" BLAH!
I finally got in the place and it was packed to the freakin' gills. It was impossible to walk in there. As I made my way through the crowd some tiny girls latched on to me and used me to get through the room.
The music was off the hook! Did I mention that I love the 80's? The back room was the best! They played New Wave, Industrial, and Goth. el guapo shook his booty and drank like 6 bottles of water. I only had to pee twice though cause it was so hot that all my fluids came out as sweat. The bathroom was nasty yo! They had one stall with a grungy toilet and the had a small pee trough where only two people could pee in comfortably, three if they weren't afraid of a little sword fighting action.
I don't know if you women know what i'm talking about when I say there was a pee trough. It's basically like an elongated sink put low enough for you to pull your wiener out and pee in. There is no privacy. You just all line up, whip it out, and pee into the same sink like thingy. ewwwwwwwwwww! It would be a perfect place to play peeball.
So the crowd at this place wasn't really all 80's and stuff. I'm putting that off to the fact that although it was Thursday it was really more like a Friday night because no one had to work the next day.
About halfway through the evening a homie and two biznatches came in to the club and looked a little lost. They were in a mass of whities who couldn't dance. For me it was perfect. For some reason they gravited towards me and ended up right next to me.
One of the chicks was ultra-hootchied out. She was wearing a tight pantsy thing and a tight ultra low cut wrappy thing that left her enormous bizznoobies exposed, save the nippleage. The other hootchie mamma was clearly the homie's woman.
Hootchie #1 was being approached by every dude in the place and she was shooting them down with a quickness. Some of the dudes mistakenly thought that she was with me because she was dancing all up on my bootie up on this platform/step thingy up against the wall. I had to explain that I didn't know who the hell she was and it wasn't up to me whether she danced with them or not.
It was extremely difficult to dance at this place 'cause it was so packed. There was this girl with a giant ass that was being really annoying. Every song was HER SONG..."THAT'S MYYYYYYYYYYY SONG, EVERYBODY BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!" Then she would go into her little dance routine. She thought she was all sexy and stuff and she would intentionally ram people with her giant ass. It was very rude. She almost knocked me over and caused me to spill the bottle of water that I was drinking all down her back. oopsie! heeheehee. She left the back room after that, she might have even left the club.
Then there was this other spazz that was all swinging his elbows around like he was getting a rebound in the freakin' NBA. He just kept pumping his elbows into people's chests, bouncing around the dance floor all by his lonesome.
I left the place a little before 3am. I thought about finding a place to eat in the city but opted to get home and in bed instead.
The next day, the 4th of July, I had to stop by my friend's place for a BBQ real quick before I left to Turlock. I actually was invited to 3 different BBQ's but couldn't make it to all of them. One of the invites was from my former roommates.
I spent the evening of the 4th with my family. Our house is two blocks away form the university where they have the annual fireworks show so everone comes over and we have a big BBQ/potluck thingy. The fireworks weren't as good as previous years but that was ok. The food more than made up for it.
I spent the rest of the weekend watching TV. MTV to be exact. I watched the Surf Girls, Real World, and Road Rules marathons. I have things to say about all of those shows but I will do it tomorrow as this entry is a bit too long already.
8:45 a.m. - 2003-07-07
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