Ok, so yesterday I went to The Funk's Lab after work. He was hookin' some foos up with some fake teeth cause they lost their real ones. He hooked them up with some new shiny white teeth and two of the guys paid him but the third foo said, "dood, can I pay you with some weed?" That's some funny shit yo! Can I mutha' f'n pay you with some WEED! Ha Ha Ha!!!
So I went to Neeto's cafe today to get the Mexican Lasagna that they only serve on Wednesday. I was standing in line when a girl walked in and got in line behind me. She was a hottie yo. Dark skin, thick, stacked pinay with blonde highlights in her hair. I was looking her up and down, humping her leg in my mind. She caught me staring and I felt like a perv.
I turned away real quick and I am sure I turned red from the embarassment. After I ordered I made sure to turn in the direction that she was standing so I could sneak another peak at her. She totally noticed and laughed at me. I wanted to run out of there but that Mexican Lasagna is too damn good to abandon.
After you order there is this area where you wait to pick up your food and it was the perfect spot to oogle her while she was ordering her food. After she ordered she came over to stand in the same area. I just stared at the ground and prayed that she wouldn't come over and slap me. She stood right next to me and said, "hi".
I could feel the blood rushing to my head and the sweat starting to form on my forehead. I apologized to her and started to tell her that I was retarded and I wouldn't look at her again. She started laughing at me and asked me if I was this silly all the time. In my head I was like, "ok, she didn't bitch slap me so I guess this isn't too bad." I said to her, "yeah, I told you i'm kind of a retard."
My food was ready so I tried to make a quick getaway before I embarassed myself anymore. She was like, "hey wait up...I didn't get your name." My name? My name is...uh... Anyway, we did the whold exchange names thing. Her name was Divina. If she wasn't a filipino I would have thought this was a fake name. I know a Venela (pronounced Vanilla), a Buffy, a Precious, and a Geo; all filipinos.
She asked me to have lunch with her, by now I had calmed down a bit so I said sure. We found some benches nearby and had lunch. I really wasn't able to eat much because she was wearing one of those V neck sweater things that make give everyone a full view of your cleavage if you have big biznoobies. And this girl had big biznoobies. Basically, she thinks it's cute that I'm such a retard. Does this mean I'm going to get some? I really doubt it. I'm just going to be the comic relief retarded friend. I gave her my business card which had my phone number and work email address. I couldn't get her number because I didn't have anything to write with. We'll see if I ever hear from her again.
2:08 p.m. - 2002-08-21
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