So Tuesday I actually had to go this training thing. It was the reason that I was in the Philly area to begin with. Training was Tuesday thru Thursday, maybe Friday. So that is what I did on Tuesday. Wake up. Go to Training. And go back to the Hotel room.
Luckycharms called me and said that our trainer mentioned that he was going to be at Bennigan's that evening and she thought it would be a good idea if we treated him to dinner. I thought it would be a good idea and agreed to go. Magpie and Stringbean came with us.
The directions we were given were to go straight on Fellowship road, make a left on 73, go straight for a few miles and Bennigan's would be on our right. We hit 73 and I started zooming down the street/freeway.
Bennigans was like only a 1/4 mile past the point where we turned onto 73 and we zoomed right past it. I noticed that people in the area had a habit of overstating how far and how long it takes to get places. We turned around, without making a left turn of course. In Jersey you have to make a right turn to make a left turn. The term is Jugghandles. They should do away with Jugghandles and just put big juicy Juggs by the side of the road to oogle.
Anyway we made it to Bennigan's and ate and all that good stuff then went back to the hotel were I was completely bored out of my mind.
So what did the monkey do? I took naked pictures of myself. Yep, buck ass naked. Well, there was something between my bits and pieces and the camers, but other than that you can see everything. Even my butt cheeks. I am still debating whether or not to post the pictures here. I don't think anyone really wants to see them. If I do post them it will probably be in a password protected personal entry. I would of course give the password to anyone who really really had to see the naked monkeyboy.
In tomorrows edition of The Life and Times of el guapo:
The boys take the monkey to a Jersey Hooters.
4:37 p.m. - 2003-08-06
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