I totally forgot to talk about the drunk horny lady at Aroma's last night. Buddha had to go drop something off at a credit union in Alameda so he asked The Funk and myself to go with him. When we where up there The Funk wanted to get dinner at Aroma's (he really just wanted to see Angie, the bartender, ACK!). It's this small restaurant/bar right on the water. It's really nice but the food is shitty. Very bland, no flavor. Anyway, I was not going to waste my money on food there so I told them I would sit at the bar and watch the baseball game. That is how bad the food is, I was going to actually sit and watch a baseball game. So they decided that they would have dinner in the bar so I could at least sit with them.
We sat down and all of a sudden this lady plops herself down in a chair between Buddha and myself. I assumed that Buddha or The Funk knew her since they know everybody, especially at bars. It became pretty obvious that this lady just wasn't quite right.
Her speech was very slurred and she couldn't sit up straight in the chair. She asked us, "are you messikins?". After she repeated herself a few times we realized that she was asking if we were mexicans. The Funk and Buddha told her that they were filipinos but I was mexican. Then she wanted to know where we were from. We told her we were from Fremont. Then she turned to Buddha and asked him if he was a "messikin" again. He reminded her that he was filipino. Then she asked me where I was from. Before I could answer the bartender grabbed her by the bar and took her away. Drunk horny chicks are cool.
4:15 p.m. - 2002-08-28
I wandered over the the accounting department today to drop off an invoice for some retirement forms that we needed. I hadn't taken three steps into the accounting area before I was swarmed by chinese girls who proceded to rub my belly and ask me why I was losing so much weight and if everything was OK. Any time that I am anywhere near one of the accounting girls the same topics of conversation come up: my weight and my marital status.
It seems that they think I should put on a lot more weight and I should have women flying at me crotch first in an attempt to snare me into marital bliss. I had gotten up to 185lbs several months ago and they all felt I was heading in the right direction. Lots of ooh's and ahh's and rubbing of the belly whenever I was within arms reach. Well, I felt like a fat pig. So I have been excercising and I lost 15lbs. This has caused them great concern. I guess chinese chicks dig the fat bellies.
They are also always asking me if I am married yet. You should see the look on their faces when I tell them that no, I am not married yet. In fact, I don't even have a girlfriend. This really sets them off. They insist on knowing why I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have the heart to tell them that I am not the stud that they (or the rest of the world)think I am. I am just a retarded dork who cool chicks look down on. I know someday I will find my dork queen and we will have dork children, it just isn't going to happen any time soon.
I had a hella good prime rib with mashed potatoes and veggies for lunch. I probably put on 5lbs. I should walk over to the accounting department and get my belly rubbed...
3:17 p.m. - 2002-08-28
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