If you want to see more pics like the potbelly pic just click on this link:
Those are the pics I took of the inside of my hotel room. I was feeling frisky so I did a couple of super sexxxy poses for you all. The album is password protected so make sure you enter the password: monkeyboy
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3:13 p.m. - 2003-06-25
Ack! My roommates have packed away the cable modem so I don't have internet access anymore! I have to update from work for the rest of the week. I won't be without internet access for too long though. I'm moving into my new house on Sunday and I will have WIRELESS cable modem access. Now all I have to do is buy a laptop and I can chat with people while i'm pooping!
So, on to the 2nd DC Update:
On Monday I woke up at 6:30am, which for me felt like 3:30am since I'm from the west coast. I took a quick shower and threw on some jeans, t-shirt, and my adidas. When I got downstairs I realized that for the first time in my life I was the most underdressed person in the room. Oh well, like I said it felt the buttcrack of dawn to me anyway so I wasn't in the mood to get all gussied up.
I sat down at an empty table at the very front of the room...alone. They had a "continental" breakfast thingy at the back of the room so I went and got a yogurt, bagel with cream cheese, and two bottles of water with a cup of ice. This was my breakfast every day so I won't bother repeating it again.
Anyway, I sat at that front table eating my breakfast alone for like hour before the convention thingy started. The only people that ended up sitting next to me were the ones that had to because they were late and there weren't any more tables open.
The people that ended up sitting at that table with me the whole week were:
Hemlata from E*Trade
Racheal from Treasury Bank
and last but not least,
Angela from Wright Patman Congressional Federal Credit Union
Angela was the only person at this thing that was younger than I was. She's only 22yrs old and she sat down right next to me. There was immediate tension between the two of us. Well, really just from my side. She started talking to me and flirting right away and I spent the first day trying to resist her evil advances.
She asked me a million questions about myself and told me all about herself. She would constantly touch me on my arm and leg. Our feet would accidentally touch under the table. I remained strong throughout the day and kept control of my weiner. But after lunch in the late afternoon she made a final charge. She had put on some perfume and would swish her hair in my direction every few minutes. Then she took off her toppy thingy and just had on a v-neck shirt underneath that showed off all her cleavage. It was too much for el guapo to handle, my weiner went into the up position. BLAH!
oooh, back to lunch. We had some crappy green leaf salad. I really hate these new salads that have wierd green leafs in them. They are not as tastey as lettuce, they taste like grass. ack. The main course was some tube pasta with sliced chicken and vegetables with a cream sauce. It was yummy. Angela got pissed when she found out they weren't going to be serving dessert. So for the rest of the week they made sure we had dessert with our lunch.
Early that evening the people who put on the conference had a little reception out on the hotel's courtyard. Free booze and free food! Wooohooo! I ate and drank and schmoozed with my fellow financial gurus. I found out that many of them were not of guru status but they were cool anyway.
A bunch of the dudes were planning a mission into DC that night to drink and be dude-ish. They invited me to go and I was all excited about it. After the reception I had about an hour and a half before the dudes were going to go out so I went up to my room and laid down to relax. I fell asleep and woke up around 10pm. I was AWOL. Blah!
So instead of going out and pillaging the town I stayed in my room and watched tv. THEY HAD HOTEL ROOM PORN!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
But instead of watching that I watched back to back episodes of Blind Date and Elimadate. They have like a 3 hour block of those shows every night!
So after watching those shows I brushed my teeth and went to bed:
I am so sexxxy yo! Look at me! I'm an Adonis! An Adonis with a freakish head and hairy forearms (did I tell you that Angela kept stroking my hairy forearms, she said they looked nice. my hairy forearms were turning her on, eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!)
here are some links to the pictures I took in DC during my trip:
Alexandria and DC during the day. I only have about half the pics up right now, I'll have the other half up later today.
8:37 a.m. - 2003-06-25
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