So Saturday The Funk and I spent the day preparing for the first full day of NFL football. We bought hella food to cook up. We had crab, crayfish, oysters, mussels, tri-tip, chicken, rice, the whole schebang.
Saturday night we went out to have some drinks at our friends place, Paulo's Lounge. I didn't really want to drink heavily but The Funk said we had to at least have one shot. So he ordered us a shot of Don Julio Blanco tequila. That was supposed to be the last shot. Yeah right.
We had a few of those new low carb Michelob Ultra's. Those are pretty good actually. They taste damn good. They give you a good buzz too. I looked around the bottle for the alcohol content but it wasn't listed. I think the secret to the low carbs is a higher alcohol content. With wine the lower the sugar content the higher the alcohol content. This is because the little yeasts eat sugar(carbs) to produce alcohol. So the more sugar they eat the higher the alcohol content.
Anyways The Funk ordered another shot and said that it would be the last one. HAHAHA, yeah right. So then the bartender comes over and starts asking us if we wanted a free shot of Crown Royale that some customer had bought her. The Funk took it right away but then he didn't want to drink it. He only drinks tequila and beer and took the free shot because he knows that I like whiskey so he thought I would drink it. I didn't want to because I am anti-mixing of the different hard liquors. But he kept pestering me so I took the shot. That one put me over the edge. I was toasted.
Then The Funk wanted to go to another bar called Temptations. The Funk's lady knows the owner there. So we went there and immediately the bar owner pours us a shot of Patron Silver and says it's on the house. Blah! The owner gave us two more shots on the house and the whole world was spinning. My teeth were numb. I couldn't feel my fingers.
I guess we stopped at taco bell on the way home and got 4 of those new spicy chicken burritos but I didn't eat mine. I passed out. They were sitting right next to my bed when I woke up.
I had a major hangover today. I didn't fully recover until about 4pm. The Funk says that the bar owners sister wanted to rape me and that's why we kept getting free shots. The Funk says that she kept us at the bar after it closed and was trying to get us to drink more. The bar owner told The Funk that her sister really liked me. I don't really remember much about her other than she is korean.
We had a kick ass BBQ to celebrate the opening of the football season today. We cooked all the food that we bought the day before. The dudes and the chicks came over. Lil MIssy came over and i gave the Hooter's shirt that I had bought her from Maple Shade, NJ. She put it on right away and blew everyone away. That tiny girl is packin' some huge knockers yo!
We had a bunch of leftovers that I am going to take to work tomorrow for lunch. Then we have Monday Night Football. Woohoo!
10:39 p.m. - 2003-09-07
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