So the dudes won the yearly football pick bet between the dudes and the chicks at work. So we had like $280.00 to get drunk with on Friday night. Raygay decided that we would start off at Chevy's. That was not a good idea.
When deelan and I got there the dudes had ordered pitchers of margaritas. Now I like margaritas and all but there is no way i'm going to get drunk on them. All that sugary sweetness will turn my stomach way before I even get a buzz. So then came the kicker, the pitchers were like $30 each! Hold shit! They had already ordered 3 of them and two of the $15 sampler platters. Holy jeebus they had just blown $120!
So I started dropping hints that we needed to go somewhere else to get our drink on. Other people started to agree with me but before we could go another pitcher was ordered and when the bill came we had pissed away $165! And just like I knew would happen several people, including myself, were complaining that they margaritas weren't sitting well in our stomachs. I thought I was going to have to shit for an hour right there at Chevy's.
We took the party to Lucky 13, where we should have started off to begin with. If I had it my way we would have just gone there and ordered like 4 pizzas from the place around the corner. They have a kick ass happy hour that lasts from the bar opening to 8pm. We still have 1 hour left to get our drink on for cheap and my stomach felt better by the time we got there. I had to decide on a quick course of action to save the night for myself. I could have either done shots of patron to get messed up real quick or I could go the beer round and play it more cautious in case the margaritas acted up again.
I decided to drink beer but I went for the good stuff, Chimay White. This stuff has higher than average alcohol content so it would give me a decent buzz before making me feel fat and bloated. If I was a punk ass lame bitch hipster I would have gone for the PBR but shit at happy hour Chimay is only $3.50 so why lower myself to that level.
We had a few beers and then the queers were all pissy because there weren't any cute guys for them to hit on so they wanted to go to this place around the corner called Amber. I had to finish my last Chimay so I told them to go on. Deelan and La Puta stayed with me to finish their drinks. When we were done we went to meet them.
Amber was cool. It was a small place that allows smoking. I don't like smoke but it wasn't too bad. We had a few people leave but that was cool. They had an old school console tv and were playing a star trek movie so that really rocked. I ordered a Spaten and it really had my going. I knew I had to stop drinking.
So Deelan looked at me and we looked at our watches and we knew we had just enough time to get some food and catch the last train out of San Francisco. We went around the corner to Burgermeister. It's right across the street from the big gay Safeway. They have some yummy burgers and stuff there. The chick behind the counter had some sever ADD. She could absolutely not sit still at all. She was bobbing her head up and down and wiggling her body while she took my order. She was a cute little tomboy, and I'm not just saying that because I was trashed. I think I'm going to post a missed connection tonight on Craig's List.
So we ate our food and this homeless kid came inside with a cup of instant soup. He was going to go in to the bathroom to pour hot water into it but the tomboy chick stopped him and offered to give him hot water from behind the counter. So while she was getting hot water he decided to come over to accost us. He wanted us to buy him some fries. I was just praying that he didn't try to offer sexual favors for the fries or something. Some of the young homeless kids in the city think that everyone is gay and that all gays will automatically take care of them for sex. Blah. Anyway the tomboy told him to cut the crap and back off.
So we finished our food and high tailed it to MUNI so we could then transfer to BART to get to the East Bay. We got to the Embarcadero station and as soon as we entered the gates we heard a train pulling into the station. It was the last train out of the city so we ran and then sprinted down the escalators to catch the train. Me in my intoxicated state tripped and fell down the escalator. Boy did I feel like a dumass. I made the train though!
So Saturday was boring. I ate at TK Noodle for lunch with The Funk. Then I started working on the Krautmobile. My new door panels came in the other week so I wanted to put them in while I still had a few hours of, well it was cloudy so there was no sun, but you know what I mean. So I went to Walmart to buy some plastic sheeting and double sided carpet tape. When I took the first door panel off the plastic seal on the door was thrashed. It had disintegrated. So by the time I got back I only had time to do one door.
That evening I watched Gigli. Yes, THAT GIGLI! The one with Bennifer in it. Please don't start thinking of ways to kill me or anything. I had to know just how bad it was and i wasn't paying for the PPV so...you know.
So that truly was a horrible movie. Bennifer had to have been really embarrassed at the premiere when he/she had to watch this piece of crap. It's hard to explain how horrible this movie was. It was kind of like a made for Showtime porno that they show at 1:45am on Saturday but without the nakedness and simulated hardcore sex.
I mean they had a total rain man ripoff in the movie and the dude was obviously not really retarded. Dustin Hoffman played a retard much better than this retard. The dialog was really stupid too. Every time Bennifer spoke she would say things in a very overly-intellectual kind of way. And whenever Bennifer spoke he had this horrible fake wiseguy accent. It was very had to watch. The only ass they showed in the movie was this huge old jewish ass that was pretending to be a huge old Italian ass. Then there was the horrid scene with Bennifer doing yoga while having a conversation with Bennifer about vaginas. The high point of that scene, which lasted like half an hour, was when Bennifer was laying down and she spread her legs. BAM...camel toe!
About halfway through the movie you ask yourself what the fuck all this shit is about and there isn't any good answer. Oh sure there is the stated plot but they totally ignore it themselves so what the fuck? This movie wasn't even bad in a way that you can laugh at it. it was just sad to watch.
Today I finished changing the door panels on the krautmobile and got a new headlight bulb. Now the car is a total mess but I guess I'll just spend next weekend cleaning it up. hmmph!
I think I have to go grocery shopping tonight. I don't know what I want or need to buy though. I know I need toilet paper. I need water. i don't know what else I need. I'll just make it up as I go along and end up spending like $100 like I usually do.
4:19 p.m. - 2004-01-25
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