I was staring at myself naked in the bathroom this morning and I have decided that I am fat. My belly is really sticking out. Especially the lower belly portion. My chichis are saggy too, not full and firm like when I was a little high school boy. I saw a dimple on my ass too. A DIMPLE! Still no hair on my ass though. I don't know when that is going to grow in. My shoulders are a little bit fat but the rest of my arms are normal for now. I'm sure it's just a matter of time. The only non-fat part of me is my legs. Those are too skinny. Blah, fat body on skinny legs. I look like that weird creature from the bar scene in star wars. hmph!
I think I'm going to start bringing a change of clothes to work so I can use the gym upstairs at the end of the day. I want to get buffed again, like when I was in high school. I want to beat people up too. Maybe I'll go back to Judo.
No more monkey of the week. Monkeys will appear randomly from now on.
2:19 p.m. - 2004-01-08
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