oh my god i am eating marshmellow cream yogurt! I did not know that this wonderful creation existed. why didn't you tell meeeeeeeeee? if you all don't know where to get marshmellow yogurt then sucks for you cause I ain't tellin'. IT'S ALL MINE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
3:52 p.m. - 2003-11-18
Ok, so I have to start today's entry by apologizing to someone. In my last entry I said that every girl who has ridden in my Corvette has whined about how fast I was driving, even when I was going BELOW the speed limit. I was wrong when I made that statement. There was one girl who enjoyed my phat driving skillz and actually wanted me to drive faster. That girl is Kelly Belly. We took a weekend trip down to San Simeon earlier this year. other than the drive and trying not to fart in front of her the whole weekend was a pretty boring trip. We caravaned down with like over 100 other Corvettes. The only problem was they were all driven my moldy oldies. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww. There was no wild kegger, no throwing lawn furniture into the hotel pool, no running around naked...Anyway, I am sorry Kelly. You are not like all the other twits who have been in my car.
So, last night we had a big 49er bash at my house because all my friends are 49er fans and shit. whateva! We had a moutain of ribs, a pile of garlic noodles, and a big honkin' tray of crab. Of course this feast was put on by The Funk and I am sure I will get the bill today or tomorrow. I am sure he didn't want to ask for the money yesterday in front of the girls that were present. Isn't it great how I get to finance a feast put on by someone else to watch a team that I am not a fan of?
I spent most of the evening in my room watching TV and doing various online activities (pr0n). Then Lucy (i need a nickname for her) called around 9ish. She had just gotten out of class and wanted to know if she could come over for a bit. I told her that i probably wouldn't be going to bed until 11 so sure she could come over.
She showed up a little after 10pm. There were still a lot of people over because they all wanted to watch teh britney spears special. woohoo britney...uh...yeah...whateva...I guess at least I learnd some new dance moves. I'm going to try that gyrating on the floor bit while I rip off my top next time i'm up in da club.
So basically the house was mesmerized by teh britney and it was really quiet, except for when britney tore off some clothes or some of her clothes accidentally fell off. Then everyone hooted and holla'd.
So when the booty shaking special ended it was 11pm and time for sleepy and I had to say goodbye to Lucy. I walked her out to her car and asked her if she wanted to go out this weekend. She said she would like to go to 111 Minna because it sounded interesting to her. I told her that we could go Saturday. I am not realizing that Saturday will not work because I have a bday party to go to at Dave n' Busters. I guess i'll have to call her up tonight and cancel Saturday.
*oh if forgot to add this little tidbit. This morning on the news they were talking about some birth control pill or something. Well, when the story ended and they cut back to the newsdesk the female reporter started talking about periods. She was all like "blah blah blah PERIOD blah blah blah FOUR PERIODS A YEAR blah blah blah PERIOD PERIOD PERIOD blah blah blah MICHAEL WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS?" Poor michael had a look of horror on his face and was all like "You know sandy, i don't think i can really add to this conversation" and then "sandy" was all like "HAHAHAHA, YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU DON'T HAVE PERIODS BUT WOMEN DO HAHAHA" and then they cut to the new york stock exchange where they had another female reporter and sandy was all like "YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT? PERIODS!" and the stock exchange reporter was all like "HAHAHA YES PERIODS!"
eww
8:16 a.m. - 2003-11-18
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