I just had lunch with my manager, PieInYourEye. She is wearing a v-neck shirt type thing with very plunging neckline an no bra. She has giant milky breasts. smooth fluffy boobees. She did a lot of bending over, leaning, and adjusting. I like itty bitty titties but big titties are nice to look at too.
1:36 p.m. - 2003-11-28
*poop* *flush*
boy, I haven't even taken one sip of my mango juice and already ass explosions. I didn't really think I ate that much last night but my pooch is sticking way out so maybe I fell into some sort of trance (oakenfold) while I was eating and shoveled 5 plates into my mouth.
I was the first one to use the restroom here at work (yes i have to work today and I have to miss the goddam sales today). I know because I had to turn on the lights and stuff. I bet it's going to be a warzone in there today.
So Wednesday after work Deelan, PieInYourEye, and I went out for the drinky drink. We went to our usual hangout, Lucky 13. This is just the coolest bar in San Francisco and the drinks are cheap so sucks to you if you haven't gone there. They had some kick ass rockabilly playing on the jukebox. Dizonaise and her lates victim walked into the bar to play some pool after we had been in there for about half an hour. I played some Atari games on my laptop (more to come later, with screenshots!) and we all shot the shit.
After getting pretty much plastered we headed down to Home for some food. I got the hearts of romaine salad and the pork chile rojo with pozole. Oh my god I can't even tell you how good that 'ish was! I swear it was like my grandma was back there cooking it up or something. I love my grandma. Big ups to grandma foo! werd, granny 4 lyfe!
Anyway, I was talking hella shit. Mostly about womenz and how teh suck they are. I was talking about how bitches be always sayin' that doodz use them for sex but at the same time they want to use doodz for friendship. And as far as I was concerned friendship was a lot more valuable than sex so the least a bitch can do is give a brotha' a blowjob or something for being such a good friend. PieInYourEye pretty much said that I was right about everything I said but I think I was pretty wrong and just being bitter.
Wrong or not I have implemented the 3 date rule. If you don't put out within 3 dates YOUR FIRED! No more monkey for you! No more digging into my wallet for free dinner. No more free drinks. No more riding around in the Vette. No more friendship. From now on my friendship has to be appreciated.
i guess i better get used to jacking off.
Well, last night with the fams was fun. It took my 3 hours to get to Turkey town because el traffico was muy bad. Los cars estaban really slow and stuff. From Turkey town I headed up to my grandparents place for the big feast. The family is so large that we have to eat in shifts. Pretty much you better get your plate when you walk in and get the hell out of the way when you're done.
WE DIDN'T HAVE TAMALES! How can that be possible? Well, my grandma is in ill health so I can kind of understand why she didn't make them, BUT WHAT EXCUSE DO MY TIAS HAVE?
My cousin's baby mama was there last night. I haven't seen her in forever, like maybe 10 years or so. I see my cousin's kids all the time since my aunt watched them a lot. Her and my cousin never got married and actually broke up after they had the kids. They are so old now, one of them is in high school! Anyway, she is fine as cherry wine and all that good shit. When I first saw her I was like "damn, I would holla' at this female but she's probably going out with one of my cousins" and then I realized who she was. My cousin is currenly in prison in Texas and because of the mandatory minimum laws will never be a free man again. So i wonder if that would make it ok to hook up with his baby mama? I dunno, that would feel weird hookin' up with my cousin's kid's mama. Fer' christ's sake I'm not from Arkansas.
Tonight after work we are taking my co-worker out to get drunk since her friends messed up her 21st bday last week. I'm going to be a little Barffy McBarf tomorrow.
I forgot to mention that today is TOTALLY 80'S DAY here in el guapo's office. Put your legwarmers on and do the molly ringwald mothafuckas!
8:25 a.m. - 2003-11-28
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