Ok, so the buzz around the office yesterday was about the gay christmas party that my co-worker threw this past Saturday. I was invited but I couldn't attend because of the gift exchange party that I had at my house on Saturday. However, I did tell people that I would try to make it if everyone left my house early.
I guess there was some drama at the gay christmas party of the female kind. A couple of ladies that were fired showed up to the party, as they are still friends with the host of the party. One of them left in a tizzy when the house started to get packed with people who still work here. The other one, Phyllis, stayed and got sloppy drunk and tried to pick up on the few straight men there.
The thought of Phyllis getting all horny on anyone is a very scarey thought. She is absolutely wretched. She looks like an emaciated heroin addict. Her face is all sunken in and wrinkely and her hands are all boney. Just imagine one of the zombies from night of the living dead trying to grab your weiner...ewww ewww ewww.
So she wasn't the only drunken horny slut at the party. Psycho Bitch showed up. She quickly got smashed and started asking everyone when I was supposed to show up. After it became obvious that I wasn't going to show up she started getting all horny with any man that got close enough for her to grab. She was rubbing up on gay dudes who had no interest in her. They should have locked her and Phyllis in a room together and let them have at each other.
So on to more happy things. Last night was our company holiday party. Yes it was on a Monday night, the same night Monday Night Football is on. If that wasn't good enough it was at Chevy's. We had our previous holiday parties at the Pan Pacific and Grand Hyatt, now this. It's not even like our company has even been effected by the bad economy. The explanation that we got was along the lines of, "well no one else is having a holiday party so we don't have to have one either."
So we had all you can eat holiday fajitas as our dinner. They probably should have just given everyone a coupon for a free meal at Chevy's and told us to go whenever we damn well pleased. Thursday we are having our department holiday party and secret santa. I still have to get a gift for the dude that I have to get a gift for. At least with our department holiday party we get all sloppy drunk and cuss and scream and shit.
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Oh, I forgot to tell you about my weird dream last night. I was taking a shower, NAKED! Well, while I was sudsing myself up I noticed a bruise on my left bicep. I took a closer look and it was a very deep colorful bruise. It was downright beautiful, like a dark crimson blood red. So the bruise started to grow and all of a sudden it was this big complex pattern on my bicep and shoulder. I got out of the shower and looked at my arm in the mirror and the bruise had turned into a tattoo of a scorpion. It was a very beautiful colorful tattoo. I looked at my bicep again and noticed how deep and rich the coloring of the tattoo was. I followed the pattern up my arm once again to my shoulder and then I noticed something else. The scorpion's tail was sticking out of my shoulder. It wasn't a real scorpion tail though, it was the tattoo. So I look back in the mirror to get a good look at the back of my shoulder and I see that my whole back is coverd with a tattoo. It was the most beautiful thing I had seen. The colors were so rich and vibrant, not the normal faded out crap I see on people. Then I woke up and I realized it was a dream and I was sad.
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