So last night The Funk, Buddha, and I went to the Valley Faire Mall. The Funk and Buddha wanted to do some xmas shopping. I couldn't believe how many people were there. It was a freakin' Tuesday night and the place was packed to the gills.
There were all kinds of hootchies strutin' their stuff and shakin' there thangs all up in the hizouse. There was this one tiny lady with the booty poppin' out back and the chi chi's swangin' in da front. And I was all like, "wazzup girl?" and she was like, "heehee." And then she went in to Victoria's Secret and I was to embarassed to follow her in.
So instead we all just went to the food court to eat. The Funk and Buddha got the Especial Combo at Rubio's and I got a stuffed pizza and ceasar salad at Sbarro. We found a place to sit and started eating our food. Little did I know that water was dripping from the ceiling just one inch behind me. Oh the horror. Luckily The Funk spotted the drippage and I moved.
So then we walked around to look for a Bath & Body Works. The Funk was looking for gifts for all of his lady friends and stuff. It was too hot in there so Buddha and I stepped outside to people watch. Actually it was more like hootchie watch. There was a lot of hootchie's there yo! There were all kinds of fine ladies walking around. One was wearing this spaghetti strap frilly bra thing like it was the middle of August or something. I mean it was damn freezing outside but this girl came to the mall to strut her stuff and she didn't care.
After all the shopping was done we went back to The Lab. Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo was on the pay channels. It was just as wonderful as when I saw it at the movie theaters in the mid eighties. Those days of wearing parachute pants and Chuck Taylor All Star Converse with the fat laces in a checkered pattern while breakdancing on a piece of cardboard will never be forgotten. I remember saving my pennies so that I could go to the Remate (flea market) and buy a piece of linolium to spin around on. I love watching these cheesy movies from the 80's. They bring back so many fond memories.
Tonight is Arnie's birthday. We are having a pizza and beer party at his house. I will no doubt be having more pizza than beer. I'll let you all know tomorrow if he gets the Whore House Treatment for his birthday or not.
9:02 a.m. - 2002-12-18
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