So last wednesday I woke up, went to training, then went back to my room.
The local Vette guys from the Corvette Forum has scheduled a dudes night out at a local New Jersey Hooters. It was kinda weird yo! It was like half Hooters half dive bar. So the food sucked and there was much biznoobage bouncing around.
I bought shot glasses and Hooter's tank tops. Which leads me to the second part of my entry which is about more current events...
I WENT TO POOCAKE'S BIRTHDAY BOOTY SHAKING SESSION!
So, the poocake was getting together with her posse at the Cat Club. So I decided to crash the party to give poocake her gag gifts. I was going to make this trip solo but The Funk called me up as I was leaving and decided he wanted to go when he heard I was going to some place that played 80's music.
So we got there a little before 10pm and didn't have to pay a cover charge. woohoo no cover charge! The music there was the shiznit again. We mingled and stuff and after a while we sat down by the bar in the front room. I had brought poocake's gifts in a little pink Victoria's Secret bad and I felt kind of weird prancing about swinging it around like a purse.
So anyway, after about half an hour I was all like, "where this biznatch be at?" We got up and walked around as the place had gotten much more crowded. On our way to the back room I spotted the poocake and her posse. I stopped her and to my surprise I was actually able to speak to her! and she didn't mace me or anything! weeeeee!
So I gave her her gift bag which consisted of 1 Hooters shot glass, 1 Hand Puppet Monkey, and 1 size small Hooters Hootchie tank top(all girls are size small right?). The gift bag also had a black pen inside that put a look on poocake's face like, "what kind of fucking freak are you?" I was planning on picking up a cheap card to sign and put in the bag but I had forgotten and didn't take the pen out. oopsie.
The Funk said that the poocake smelled really nice. I couldn't tell because my sinuses were clogged. Besides, i was way too amped up by the fact that I GOT TO TOUCH THE POOCAKE! Oh my god it was so awesome. When we were leaning in to talk I touched her on her lower back, right on that little fleshy part where the upper hip meets the torso, just above the butt cheek. I think I touched her there like 3 times.
Unfortunately I had to be at work today so I couldn't stay for very long and weasle my way into the official poocake posse. I had to leave at 11pm. That was cool though 'cause it all of a sudden got way too packed.
This weekend my mission to acquire the poocake's real bday present and finish her real bday card will be my #1 priority.
On tomorrow's episode of This Little Monkey:
Atlantic City - I hope this smell comes out of my clothes.
8:43 a.m. - 2003-08-08
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