So I had to watch like a lot of tv this weekend since my parents finally cancelled their cable modem subsription. The only thing on that I was interested in during the day were marathon showings of Surf Girls, , and Road Rules.
Surf Girls is a show where they get a bunch of hot surfer girls and they compete for a spot on some Surfing Championship. They take them to places famous for surfing and they compete and stuff. It's not all about surfing though. They had a modeling competion also. They said it was because the girls had to get used to doing endorsements (in tiny tiny bikinis that exposed their butt cracks).
Real World is in Paris this time. They have the usual hot horny chicks. Then there is the country dude, the ugly dude, the gay dude, and the jerk dude. Same as usual, fighting over peanut butter and everybody wants to hump someone who doesn't want to hump them. The ugly dude is really getting the short end of the stick this season. If I was him (and believe me if I was ever on any show I would be the ugly dude) I wouldn't have even bothered unpacking my bags. I would have just taken a look at everyone else and then said goodbye. There is no need to torture yourself dude.
Then I watched Road Rules. This was by far the most entertaining and annoying. They had three hot chicks, the hot dude, the jerk, and the funny/hostile black guy.
The jerk was a guy named Abe, a white guy from Montana that has never had to interact with people different than himself. He started off by making a bunch of sexist and just plain ignorant remarks. The girls went after him right away. Two of them quickly realized he was a moron who was beyond help and decided the best thing to do was ignore him unless he opened his stupid pie hole. One chick, the one who probably has a boyfriend who beats her and calls her a slut, thought that she could change him if she just tried hard enough.
The funny/hostile black guy was Donnell. He started off as a jokester who was full of energy. I thought maybe he had ADHD (even though that whole ADHD thing is played out). He very quickly got to the point of being annoying with his manic personality. Then he showed himself to be a pissy little bitch on one of the shows.
So of course the two idiots on the show have to eventually clash, and clash they did. They got sent to New Zealand where their mission was to put on a strip show at a gay nightclub. Abe was not liking this. He was very homophobic. They had walked by the gay club earlier and Abe had refused to go even near the club. He was very aggitated. Don started playing on Abe's uneasiness with their mission and started ribbing him. Abe was getting very aggitated but Don wasn't going to let up.
Then Abe snapped and started freaking out. He made the angry trailer park trash face. You know that one that the poe white childrens make when they are mad and they are about to lose their temper. They jut their lower jaw down exposing their bottom teeth and start huffing and puffing like a little piggy. I'm sure everyone who has watched Jerry Springer knows what i'm talking about. So he starts yelling at Don to shut up. He is COMMANDING Don to shut up, but Don keeps making fun of him.
The other dude did his best to stay in between them and try to calm the situation down. It seemed to have worked but then Abe made a crack about how he thought they were going to have cornbread for lunch, an obvious attempt at making a racial comment to set Donnell off. Of course Donnell fell for the bait and went back to teasing Abe. This time Abe couldn't take it anymore and he attacked Donnell. Of course this led to the big episode where they decide whether Abe has to leave the show or not. That episode was on last night but I missed it. The did vote Abe off the show though.
Tomorrow I am going to post this year's Midnight Madness movie schedule at the Aquarius Theater. I plan on making it to as many shows as possible. This is cool because now I will definitely have something to do on Friday or Saturday nights.
2:25 p.m. - 2003-07-08
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