4:55 p.m. - 2003-05-09
Last night was crazy yo! and i'm a little hung over right now. First with the boring stuff:
So last night The Funk and I went to The New Tung Kee noodle house. That place is the shiznit. Well, we only eat the pad thai and the taro cake/omellet thingy, but that shit is good yo!
So after that we kicked it at the lab for a bit then went up to Paulo's Lounge with Buddha. We kicked it there for a bit and had a few drinks. I was drinking Glennfidich on the rocks.
Jen and Joleen were behind the bar, they are hella fine. Jen is Missy G's sister. She looks just about the same as Missy G in the face but is also a lot heavier. She has the sexxxiest pot belly! Joleen is Jen's girlfriend. She's a chubster too. Two sexxxy pot bellies together at the same place, woo woooooo! They have nice tits too.
So once the place got packed with Samoans and Tongans we cut out of there. Those motherfuckers can fill up a room yo! They are huge!
We met up with Kim at Temptations in San Leandro. I only had one more drink there, then Buddha and I went to Nations on a food run. We bought a bunch of cheeseburgers and fries and hot dogs and took them back to the bar. I also AIM'ed with Princess or someone that I thought was Princess but maybe wasn't.
While at Nations I had a talk with Buddha about their practice of hounding the bartenders to drink with them. The main instigator of this is The Funk. He has some amazing friend making skills and it makes it hard to say no to him. He takes any rejection very personally, especially if he is offering alcohol. He doesn't mean any harm by it; it's not like he has some sinister plan behind getting them drunk. He just wants everybody to have fun and thinks that being drunk is the best way. The problem is that the bartenders are working, and it is never a good idea to drink at work especially if you are trying to keep an eye on a bar. So basically I told Buddha that maybe they should chill on getting the bartenders drunk tonight and to take into consideration that they both live very far away and have to drive and shit like that. He kinda agreed but said he would just be careful not to make them drink too much.
So when we get back to the bar The Funk had already gotten Tammy, Michelle, and Jeanni (the bar owner) smashed beyond belief...and it was only midnight. We have "known" these 3 for a few years now so there really is a kind of friendship that has developed. Because of this they feel very relaxed and safe whenever we are at their bar. A little too relaxed for my taste. Even though I always try to keep my distance from them and don't consider them "real" friends since I don't see them outside of the bar, I still worry for them. They have a bar full of people that have been drinking and you never know what might happen. For that reason alone I think they should refuse to drink anything while they are working and I think The Funk should see this also.
The Funk kept buying them shot after shot. Jeanni was smashed beyond belief, Michelle was pretty messed up too, Tammy was pretty buzzed but she was the least messed up of them all.
Now we came to last call and people were ordering their final drink for the night and closing their tabs. There was a lot of activity at the bar and the ladies were having a hard time keeping up in their condition. They were getting a little stressed and Jeanni and Michelle were taking it out on Tammy. They do this alot because she is chinese and they are korean. Also because she is a sweety and really easy to push around. They were telling her to do 3 different things at one time: wash the glasses, clean the bar, and mix more drinks.
Buddha asked Tammy if his tab could be closed out. Tammy said sure and asked Michelle to close out Buddha's tab, she was busy washing the glasses. Michelle took offense and started yelling at Tammy telling her that she couldn't boss her around. This threw Tammy completely for a loop since she wasn't bossing anyone around, she had asked nicely. Then Jeanni got into the mix and started yelling at Tammy, calling her a stupid chinese bitch and other stuff.
At that moment one of the customers decided to be an ass himself. He started banging on the bar and yelled at them to shut the fuck up and close out his tab. Jeanni, in her drunken stupor, started picking up glasses and throwing them at him while cussing him out.
Then all hell broke loose. Armondo, the Saturday night bouncer who was there with friends attacked the dude. Jeanni broke a glass on the bar and threatened to stab Tammy. Michelle looked like she was going to take a swing at Tammy. Tammy's customers were ready to jump over the bar and attack Jeanni. It was all fucked up.
After things calmed down a bit I helped usher out as many people as I could. Then Jeanni attacked Armondo for some reason. She started yelling at him and told him he was fired and to never come back to her bar. Then some other customers yelled that they were never going to come back and Jeanni told them to fuck off and never come back. Tammy was running around the bar picking up all the bottles and glasses, crying, and saying that she just wanted to finish her shift. Michelle was trying to get in Tammy's way calling her a bitch and telling her to leave and never come back. Then Jeanni started accusing Tammy of being "a greedy chinese" and told her to never come back to the bar again. Tammy was just bawling and and saying that she didn't deserve to be treated like this. It was just fucking chaos. Kim tried to calm Jeanni down, I tried to calm Tammy down, and The Funk tried to be everybody's friend.
Just as things would start to settle down The Funk, who was drunk as a skunk, would fuck things up by carrring one of the girls over to another one and telling them they had to talk and work things out. As soon as they would be within 5 feet of each other all hell would break loose and we would have to start all over. I grabbed The Funk and pulled him aside to tell him that they needed to be separted and not to bring them together again. He was babbling about how they needed to talk and be friends again.
Then Michelle started yelling at Tammy that all of the tip money belonged to her and Tammy just kept bawling. Kim eventually grabbed the tip jar and split it up evenly between Tammy and Michelle. I tried to get Tammy to take the money and go out to the parking lot to wait for a ride that she had called for but she kept insisting that she had to clean the mess that was made.
Eventually Kim, Buddha, Vince and I just left and prayed that everything would be ok.
I got home at about 3am and knew I was going to feel like shit when I woke up so I set my alarm for 6:30 to get an extra hour of sleep. I tried to play with my weiner but it wouldn't go up. Probably because of the alcohol and stress.
I almost puked a couple of times on BART this morning but I was able to hold it in. I'm going straight home and to bed after work.
10:12 a.m. - 2003-05-09
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