So I saw Lord of the Rings yesterday. All I have to say is that the perfect ending would have been Frodo and the fat hobit making sweet sweet love. You could tell they wanted to do it by the look in their eyes.
Ok, another thing I have to say about the movie is that it is long, very long, unlike my wiener. As soon as I got home I went straight to the bathroom and went pipi and pupu.
I killed the krautmoblile today. Since I have to sell it soon I thought I would spend the day cleaning and fixing it up. I cleaned the crap out of it. Then I thought I would change the spark plug wires with the new ones I bought. I checked the plugs and they looked fine. Well, I made a rookie mistake. I pulled the wires without noting which ones went where on the distributor. I am so stupid.
I put them back in the way that I thought made the most sense, based on the length of the wires. The car started up but it was sputtering and bucking and exploding and stuff. There was also a lot of smoke. I changed some around and this time the car wouldn't start at all. So I changed them again and nothing. So then I panicked. I had to go on the VW Vortex to find out how the wires where supposed to go. I got the car started again and now I will not do anything mechanical to it ever again. I'll leave that up to the new owner.
If anyone wants a sweet deal on an 87 VW Golf GL just holla'. It might be ugly but it runs great and it has new chinese door handles and new floor mats and new plug wires and a new waterpump and new gaskets and new seals and new belts and new axles and new cv joints and new rear tires and new seat covers and new carbon fiber "look" steering wheel cover. All that can be yours for only $850!
Tomorrow I'm going to go for a drive. Chunky wants to go with me so I'm going to pick her up tomorrow morning at McCarthy ranch. I'm thinking that I'm going to drive down as far south as Capitola. Then I'll drink a few margaritas and eat some food and then I guess whatever Chunky wants to do. Then I'm thinking driving back up along the coast for a bit and then either all the way up the coast to san francisco or cutting in to Skyline Blvd.
I haven't taken a shower today. i stink.
6:17 p.m. - 2004-01-03
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