Me love you long time...So, I'm really horny today for some reason.
Last night after work we celebrated PieInYourEys's birthday. It was a "surprise" party at Bucca Di Beppo. If you have ever been there then you would know how impossible it is to have a surprise party there. IckyWicky was in charge of getting PieInYourEye there AFTER everyone else was already there and seated. Well, I knew that wasn't going to work since you usually have to wait about 45 minutes to an hour to be seated after you reservations here in San Francisco.
So after work IckyWicky took PieInYourEye to 4th ST Bar and Grill for some drinks. Deelan, LaPuta, RayGay, and myself went down to 111 Minna for some drinks. Lucky Charms and Psycho Bitch (Lucky Charm's niece) did who knows what but they didn't come with us.
So after drinks the fellas started walking towards Bucca. When we were about 1 1/2 blocks away on Howard we got a call from Lucky Charms. She and Psycho Bitch were already there and they had gotten a call from IckyWicky. Apparently IckyWicky and PieInYourEye were very close to Bucca. We told them not to worry 'cause we were only about a block away.
When we got to the corner of Howard and 5th there was IckyWicky and PieInYourEye! Fortunately they were facing away from us and didn't see us. So we were only a few steps behind them the rest of the way to Bucca, like ninjas! When Bucca was in sight we saw Lucky Charms and Psycho Bitch standing out front. Disaster we immenent. The spotted all of us in time though and quickly ducked into a building next door to Bucca.
So IckyWicky took PieInYourEye into the bar and then we all snuck up on her and yelled "SURPRISE"! Then PieInYourEye punched IckyWicky on the arm. I didn't have anything to drink at Bucca because they didn't have any premium tequilas or single malt scotches.
Dinner was a blast, as it usually is at Bucca. We had bruschetta, ceasar salad, chicken marsala, lasagna, and this spicey angle hair pasta and shrimp dish. It was all mmm mmm good.
So the usually tom foolery occured while we had dinner. We spent the evening discussing icky things like jism, shoe size, poi, angles, distance, and flavors. I am sure that everyone seated near us was thoroughly grossed out.
We always make sure to talk about these types of things whenever IckyWicky is with us because he turns bright red and gets so embarrased. He totally cannot handle talking about intimate matters, until he is good and drunk. When that boy gets drunk it all comes out. IckyWicky is a great source of entertainment.
Our discussion on jism (the word we chose to use last night, although sometimes we use the words cum, spooge, sperm...) started from an earlier discussion that we had about poi(a hawaiian delicasy). Deelan said that poi was a trick that hawaiian men used to get women used to swallowing jism. Then that branched out to a discussion about what men could do to make their jism taste better. Pineapple juice, various fruits, sugar, and celery were discussed. Then Psycho Bitch busted out with, "I wish cum didn't taste so salty...I mean, fuck, everytime a guy cums in my mouth it's like dumping salt in my mouth." Then she leaned over laughing and hugged me. In my head I was all like "WTF bitch, what you doin' leaning over and touching me after you say something like that." Everyone was all like, "ok, thank you for sharing."
Then we started talking about distance, as in the distance that guys can launch their jism. IckyWicky was good and drunk by now and he talked about "hitting the wall". Everyone started busting up and he turned a deep shade of red. He told us all how proud he was about that because at his age he didn't think he could launch that far. While we were all busting up again Psycho Bitch broke out with, "Dude! I hate it when a guy pulls out and launches all they way up to your face and it gets in your eye!" And then she leaned over laughing and hugged me again!
So then we started discussing shoe size. We were all giving IckyWicky a hard time because his boyfriend wants him to move in so they can live together and IckyWichy doesn't want to. We were asking him if it was because his shoe size is too small. IckyWicky just kept getting more and more red. Then he blurted out, "well, he is only a size 7" We all started laughing and then Psycho Bitch shouts out, "Yeah I'm with you on that dude! I'm not going to fuck anyone who doesn't have a big cock!" And guess what the bitch did? She leaned over and hugged me!
I wanted to stand up and declare, "Do not infer anything about me based on Psycho Bitch's comments please! I do not run around shooting jism in women's mouths, launch my jism many feet through the air onto women's faces, and I definetly do not have a big cock!" But I kept my cool.
Overall we had a great time and we really should do that more often.
I have to go get my hair cut now, and then find a woman to launch my jism at with my huge cock.
11:08 a.m. - 2003-03-22
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