so, i was going to go shake my booty over at the Cat Club tonight cause poocake is going to go there to party down with OpiumDude and her peepz. It's too late for me to go there now because i'm a lame-o poophead. I'm sleepy and I can't drive into the city and then back home at like 2am. So instead I am here sitting in front of the iCrap in my room about to tell you about how YOU COULD MAKE MO MONEY!
So I went to lil missy g's pad afer work yesterday to support her in her new carreer as a pre-paid legal hustla'. When I showed up there was one other dude there to hear the sales pitch. No one else showed up. Well, the two pre-paid legal pimps showed up but i'm not counting them.
So young pimpin started out by slapping a videotape into the VCR. It was boring but young pimpin and old black lady pimpin were all into it. They were all like, "oooooh yeah" and "oh lawd" and "yeah dats right". They were all animated and pumped up and shit. I bet if I would have said, "ok, who's gonna take advantage of this great deal and buy some pre-paid legal shit!" they would have stumbled for their checkbooks to buy this stuff all over again.
Then, cause we were so special, we got to see another video. This video basically told me that I was a sucker for working "for the man" and the only way to succeed in life is to go out be a pre-paid legal hustla'. I was all like, "uh...ok"
Then young pimpin tried the jedi mind trick. He just pulled out this notebook and said some wack shit. He was all like, "so luis, how much money are you going to make selling pre-paid legal services?" and I was all like, "uh...i'm not going to sell pre-paid legal services" and he was all like, "that's right cause it's gonna sell itself!" and I was like, "uh...ok" and he old black lady pimpin was all like, "fo sho" and he was like, "now to become an associate it costs $299 but with the economy the way it is we'll give it to you for $199, and you've dong blah blah blah you get $50" and I was like, "uh...i don't care what it costs cause i'm not selling this stuff" and he's like, "ok...well he product alone is just $26 a month with an up front payment of $36" and i'm all like, "uh...well...actually my company provides me with an employee assistance program that gives me all of the same services and much more, sorry" And with that the sales pitch ended.
10:54 p.m. - 2003-06-05
Before I discuss the living infomercial that I had to endure yesterday, lets talk about my housing situation.
Remember how I said my roommmates were going to start looking for a house? How they were going ot see if they qualified for a home loan? How they had to find a house they liked and place a bid? How they had to see if they won the bid? How they had to wait for escrow to clear?
Welp, just go straight to that last sentence 'cause that is where they are as we speak. They had already gone through that other bullshit and are actually now waiting for escrow to clear. If it does they are in the new house on July 9th.
mmmm, that leaves me like one month until i have to move. They would like me to move in with them. They actually said last night that they would keep the rent "about the same" at first since they didn't think it would be fair to make me pay a significant amount more in rent with so little notice. Of course with so little notice it makes is difficult to find another place or have many options.
I don't feel like moving moving with them only to have them say in the 2nd month that my rent the following month is going to double and then face the prospect of moving again. They want an answer like right now.
The fact that I am taking off to DC on the 15th and not returning until the 22nd makes things even more difficult. This effectively leaves me with this weekend only to either find a place to live or throw in the towel and move with them. I'm scouring craig's list looking for an apartment or a house to share with someone that I can move into quick. I've found some places that sound pretty good. I'll be setting up appointments today to view apartments and rooms on Saturday and Sunday.
There is one house up in the Fremont hills that is a total swank bachelor pad with two guys currently living in it. They have the house totally pimped out. It's 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, 3500 sq feet, they have a big screen TV, ping pong table, dart board, fully stocked wet bar with beer on tap! and it's sitting on 1.5 acres of land. and they have a spot in the garage that I can park my Vette in! I'm going to check the place out this weekend. It sounds cool but it also sounds like I will be spending fat bank smoozing with the hoes and stuff.
So i'll know by the end of this weekend where I stand.
blah, i have stuff to do now so i'll do the Mo' Money update later today.
8:59 a.m. - 2003-06-05
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