first off, i am the #1 search result on google.com when searching for "naked fillipinas". i feel so bad cause there are no actual naked fillipinas to be found on my diary. maybe i should add a nekkid flip on my page somewhere for those peepz.
speaking of things that make your weiner go WOO WOOOO!:
so the monkeyboy spend the day scouring the freakmont area for a new place to live. this is really the only weekend i have to look for a place. next weekend i leave for washington dc and don't come back until the 22nd, which is the following sunday. then i'll only have one week until the 1st which is when i would have to move into any new apartment.
So the first place i checked out was actually not an apartment, it was a room in a house. it was way up in the fremont hills just at the foot of mission peak. it was a huge ass house yo! 3,500 sq feet sitting on 1.5 acres of land. they have a fully stocked bar and beer on tap. it is a total bachelor pad. in the ad the dudes that lived there described themselves as young but they were in there 40's. i guess that is kinda young. anyway, they want $700 for the room and $300 fixed for the utilities per month. the utilities are so high because they have maids come in to clean up after them twice a week and they have a gardner come over to tend to the yard and all the plants, trees, and bushes every week.
the rest of the places were just your basic apartment complexes. nothing to make you go gaga or anything. the first one and the last one i looked at are probably my best bets as far as being the what i'm looking for.
the first one is in union city really close to BART on decoto. it is a very nice complex and it is totally gated which is good cause i don't want the rifraf getting near my corvette. the apartment i wanted to look at is a 1 bedroom/1 bath 716 sq foot place that is priced very reasonably.
i couldn't actually see an apartment because they don't have any vacancies. they also won't have any vacancies on the 1st of the month. the lady said that someone was moving out tomorrow and the apartment wouldn't be ready for me to look at until wednesday or thursday. then i would need to "move in" on the 15th. of course i can't actually move in on the 15th because i'll be in DC. since i would be moving in at the middle of the month i would only have to pay for half the rent and the deposit is only $200. i could swing that easily. then when i come back from DC i would still have a week left at this house to move my stuff over to the apartment. the only major thing i would need help moving would be my bed.
the last place i looked at was on Mowry over by the New Park Mall. that place was actually a smidgeon less then the one right by BART. they also would like me to move in right away. the apartment is exactly as big as the first one. it's not gated but the neighborhood does't seem too bad. they said that if i wait until the first of july the price of the apartments could be much higher if they start to fill up.
then there is the option of living with cakeboy. the funk went off and convinced cakeboy to rent me a room in his house now that his sister was moving out. so cakeboy and i are going to talk about the details and then i'll decide whether the monkey will be living alone or roomming up with someone.
i am leaning towards living alone cause that will mean i can walk around naked whenever i want. and then i can also have orgies in my apartment.
i'll probably have to stock up on condoms if i live in an apartment. evey place i looked at today was packed with womenz...and they were all looking at me like i was fresh meat! it was scary yo! i'm going to get raped if i live in an apartment. there is kinds of humping going on at these places i bet.
anyway, we'll see what happens.
5:50 p.m. - 2003-06-07
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