Monkey of the Week!!!
9:46 a.m. - 2002-10-04
Before I get into the details of last night let me first tell you about dinner. I went to this place in Newark called Lee's Tofu House. Go there. Eat. It's good.
Ok, so last night The Funk asked me to go to Temptations in San Leandro with him, Kim, and Buddah. I don't really like staying up late on thursday nights anymore since I have to wake up so early to get to work the next day. However, I figured they would all probably get drunk and would need someone to drive them home so I decided to go along. I brought my handy dandy new toy, a Palm VIIx, to play with because I knew I would be bored out of my mind.
The Funk wanted to go to Temptations because DJ Mike sent out an e-mail to boycott the place. DJ Mike is upset because he got "fired" from his regular duties as Karaoke DJ on Thursday and Friday nights. The bar owner, who is Kim's friend, "fired" DJ Mike because he recently bought his own bar not to far away and is in the process of opening it up for business. Of course the bar owner didn't feel like having a competitor on the payroll. So The Funk being told not to go, naturally decides to go there.
Well he also wanted to go because of Tammi. Tammi is the bartender on Thursday nights. One thing about The Funk and Buddah that you have to understand is that if any halfway decent looking female bartender flirts with them even just a little bit, they will they will empty the contents of their wallet for sure. And they will come back over and over and over again to leave all of their money for their new "girlfriend".
That's what they call them, "girlfriend." They go around telling everyone that they have a new girlfriend and she's so hot and yadda yadda yadda. Look, just because a bitch smiles at me when she hands me my drink doesn't mean I'm going to start acting all stupid and give her all my money.
But of course there is a price that Tammi has to pay for being the object of The Funk's affection. He absolutely insists that the bartender that serves him, drinks with him. There is no room for negotiation. So Tammi ends up having to match The Funk and Buddah shot for shot. This really bothers me. It bothers me because we all know that Tammi lives in Concord, which is a very long drive, and she has no where to stay if she is too drunk to drive home. Another thing that Tammi has to worry about is getting fired. This has happened to every "girlfriend" that The Funk and Buddah have had. The boss usually doesn't look to kindly on a bartender who is too drunk to serve drinks to all the other customers and is usually quick with the axe.
I'm not saying Tammi is an evil, conniving, alcohol peddler. She truley is one of the sweetest, funniest, cutest girls that I know. I'm sure that if I would have met her away from the bar I would rest until I made her one of my bestest friends. She is so FOB-ilicious. She has a cute chinese accent and everything she knows about american culture she has learned from MTV. So she ends up talking like a female chinese gansta rapper. It is too cute.
I don't know why I decided to share all this with you but I did, so there...
9:15 a.m. - 2002-10-04
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