I didn't forget the Monkey of the Week. Here she is. She sure is a fine specimen:
Now back to my bitching and moaning. The Midnight Madness Movie tonight is Purple Rain! Purple Fucking Rain! Will I be seeing it? Nooooooooooooooo. Why? Because it is The Funk's birthday and Buddha planned a guys night out of booze and strippers. We are going to Aroma's for dinner. The food there is shitty. It is so bland. It's like it was made for geriatric patients at a mental hospital. But it's his birthday so I will go.
After dinner they want to go to Boy's Toys. This is a strip club. I don't know yet if it's topless, full nude, or jock strap. I really don't have the money to be going to a strip club right now and I have been trying to come up with every excuse I can think of to get out of going but they won't let me. This totally fucking sucks. I could be watching Purple Rain tonight but instead I am going to have to fork over $20 bills so The Funk can celebrate his birthday with a naked chick on his lap.
Wanna know where they took me for my birthday? It wasn't a strip club. It was AsiaSF. Transvestites dancing on the bar. Now don't get me wrong, AsiaSF was cool. The food was great. But it wasn't female booty all up in my face.
Hopefully I will have $7 left after tonight and I will be able to watch Purple Rain tomorrow. That kind of leads me to a new feature that I will be introducing to my diary. This new feature will be my checking account balance. Every post will contain my checking account balance as of next Tuesday. So everyone will know exactly how broke I am.
Have a nice weekend everybody!
4:42 p.m. - 2002-11-08
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