I've neglected some of my duties here at The Monkey Ranch the last couple of weeks and for that I apologize. I will try to make sure that this doesn't happen again.
I went out with Deelan and PieInYourEye last night. We were met at Lucky 13 by The Fish and his boyfriend. We had a few rounds and talked about ass. I was drinking Dahlwhinnie 15yr single malt, but lets get back to the ass talk.
So we talked about all the ass we got at work. Some of the ladies are packin' some buns, some have a little too much but for the most part they are nice. So The Fish was talking about how great Ze Dizon's ass was and while I can generally agree that the bootay is good, it is not as good as it used to be. Ze Dizon used to weigh about 15-20 pounds more. She had the perfect body. But like most girls she felt she was fat so she began starving herself. Now here boobees and bootay have shrunk.
Then The Fish said that it was a shame that the boys who like boys didn't have any good ass to look at in our department. I was very much offended by this comment because I have a great ass. My ass is wonderful. I always get compliments on my ass by both women and men. I think The Fish doesn't know good ass when he sees it.
After drinks we went to Lalo's up near the Castro on Market ST for some Messican food. It was pretty darn good but their menu was very limited.
So afterwards we walked The Fish back home and jumped on Muni to get back to a BART station. The Dahlwhinnie was in full effect even though I had just eaten a big meal. Like most evenings they had only short trains running so I had to stand all the way home. On the last leg of my journey, after I transfered trains at the Bay Fair station, I had the great luck of being on a train with another drunk. This dude however couldn't hold his liquor and soon began puking all over the train. Freakin' amatuers! If you cant have a few and ride on public transportation without spilling your cookies then you should just drink at home.
Welp, I took my morning after cure the hangover dump already and I feel much better now. It's so weird how my hangover always goes away after I take a dump. It's like all of the alcohol I drink gets concentrated in my poop and then gets flushed down the toilet.
eep!
10:26 a.m. - 2003-03-08
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