This week's Monkey of the Week has contributed a great deal to science. He is one of Maslow's little monkeys. I am sure that after he was separated from his mommy and forced to bond with this raggedy bitch of a mother he was taken to some cosmetics factory to spend the rest of his life wearing lipstick and eyeliner. Monkey testing is bad, ok. There are plenty of other animals that I don't give a rats ass about that you can use for testing.
So today was a bitch of a day (my apologies to all you bitches out there). It is getting close to the tax filing deadline and peepz is going mad yo! They be all up in my grill talkin 'bout, "slain to me 'bout that thar excess contribewshuns an shit" and I be all like, "foo what be wrong wit you? you ain't givin' me no chedda so you betta step off sucka" and they be all like, "mofo dat I.Awr.S is gonna straight up jack a foo if you don't help out!" All fucking day long! PEOPLE HIRE A FUCKING COMPETENT CPA OK! Your bank is not responsible for doing your taxes or straightening your shit out, even if we do have the mad skillz to do it.
Now to leave you all on a good note for the weekend. Ms. Leslie is going to bring me pictures of real live monkeys from a far off land. Yay Ms. Leslie.
Oh, also I'm going to be chillin' with Kelly this weekend. We are caravaning down to San Simeon with my Corvette crew. I can't believe she would volunteer to do this. HAHA SUCKER!!!
5:22 p.m. - 2003-04-11
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