Monkey wub you, now fuck off! heehee
I had some trippy dreams last night. Well, I had one trippy dream last night and one trippy nightmare this morning after I woke up and fell back to sleep.
The first trippy dream starred my little sister, tiny ezi, and myself. We were on a bus in some city going who knows where. All of a sudden we realized that we had missed our stop, which was weird cause neither of us really knew where the hell we were going. So we decide to get off at the next stop and walk back to wherever it is we wanted to go.
Things started to get scary though. The scenery changed all of a sudden. We weren't in a normal city. It looked like we were driving through some post-apocalyptic world. Everything looked all industrial and shit. So we get to the next stop and the bus driver tells us that we don't want to be walking around in this area. He tells us if we want to get back safely we have to go underground.
So ezi and I run into the nearest building to find a way to get to the underground tunnels. It was like a bombed out abandoned building. We found some stairs that led us down to the basement of the building and to the underground tunnels that we were going to take back home.
Then freaky shit started happening. We could hear people down there but couldn't see them. Then we came to a room where a zombie like dude was putting up drywall or something. So without thinking I attacked the zombie dude with my mad kung fu skillz and killed him. I don't know how he died if he was an already dead zombie but oh well.
So then I woke up because my alarm went off. ezi and I never made it home and I didn't get to kick more zombie ass.
I have this radio alarm clock that I use and when it went off this morning they were playing some cool music. So I layed there for a bit listening to the music. That was a bad idea. I fell right back to sleep.
Then dream number 2 started. I was in an SUV with 3 of my co-workers: PieInYourEye, Deelan, The Crone, and Psycho Bitch. I already fucking knew this was going to be a nightmare. Anyway, we were on some sort of road trip. I don't know where we were going though. We definitely weren't in America. I think we were travelling through the German countryside, even though I don't know what the fuck the German countryside looks like.
So we are driving and we pull of the main highway and go into this little German village. The streets are made of a flat stone and all of the homes and buildings are made of the same stone. It looked beautiful.
We pulled to the side of the road in no particular location. Everyone got out of the car and went their seperate ways. I had my digital camera with me and all of a sudden I spotted a badass red Ferarri down the street. I took a quick picture of it then went back to the SUV, which was like a dark metallic silver color.
I got back in the SUV and climbed into the rear cargo area to lay down and sleep. I was peacefully sleeping when I felt someone else get in the car and then start to climb into the rear area where I was laying down. It was Psycho Bitch. She smilled at me and I just closed my eyes, rolled onto my side with my butt towards her and went back to sleep. She layed down next to me to go to sleep also.
After a while I shifed around and ended up laying on my back. Then Psycho Bitch started shifting around and she ended up pressed right against me on her back. Her ass was all pressed up against me. This girl has so much ass it's unbelievable. She's got booty popping out the sides and to the back. Anyway I could really feel her ass cheek against me, the body heat and everything. It felt like she was burning up.
Then it happened...I felt Psycho Bitch moving. I knew she wasn't asleep and I wasn't asleep but I was playing it off. I felt her breath on my face and neck and then I felt her hand over me moving down to the naughty place. She started rubbing my weiner like it was a magic lamp with a genie in it. I was still playing it off like I was asleep and was using all of the will power in me to keep my weiner from going to the "up" position. I knew that if I let her know I was awake of if my weiner moved even one milimeter, Psycho Bitch would go for a full on sexual assault. She rubbed it for like ever, but I was strong and kept my weiner from moving.
Then all of a sudden I was inside of one of the shops in the town. It was a weird shop. The walls were liked with bookshelves and old books going all the way to the very high ceiling. There were also a lot of plants in there. And they had CD's on display like artwork. I was standing in the compliations and box set area. Right in front of me was a George Clinton Anthology. I picked it up and looked at it. The price tag said %5.99. I was all like, "fuck yeah, score dude!"
Then I woke up and an old P-funk song was playing on the radio and I had a raging hard on.
9:20 a.m. - 2003-04-25
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