el guapo will be mimicking this monkey (i know it's a fucking gorilla bitch) all weekend long. Horrible things will happen to el guapo and there won't be any poontang at the end to make it all worth while.
My fucking fucked up motherfucker co-workers thought it would be neato to organize a weekend kayaking/camping trip. When they brought the idea up initially I said it was a cool idea but NOT my kinda thing. So then about a month ago an email goes out to all the guys (yes, this is a fucked up "guys only" weekend bullshit thing) giving everyone the details of the trip and asking for a final confirmation from those that wanted to go.
I did not respond to this email. Whenever I was questioned about the trip I only spoke about how I hated cold water, was not the outdoorsy type, and would rather go to Reno if I was going to drive my ass all the way up to the Sierra-Nevada's anyway. At no time did I say "hey, i want to go up into the mountains where there is still snow and jump into the freezing water to freeze my balls off!", but that's exactly what my co-workers must have heard.
This week they came to me and asked me to give them a check for $110 for the kayaking instructor. I was all like, "what the fuck are you bitches talking about?" and they are all like, "well, we had you down as going on the trip and we already gave a final count to the instructor and we can't cancel now" and being the weak willed fucker that I am I just sat there like a dumbfuck and gave them a check.
So now I have to wake up tomorrow at like 5 fucking am, drive about 3 hours up to some spot in the Sierra-Nevada Mountains, and throw my fat monkey ass into freezing stinky water. I already told these fucks that there is no way i'm camping out in this weather. I'm not grizzly fucking adams motherfuckers. i'm going to get a room somewhere or drive the extra 45 minutes up into Reno to get alcohol and whores in a nice heated suite at Harrah's.
7:02 p.m. - 2003-05-02
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