This weeks monkey of the week is a little late because I was drunk yesterday. sorry.
It was Raygay's bday yesterday so a bunch of us went out to Bucca De Beppo after work. Well, first we stopped at the 4th ST Bar & Grill and had some drinks. Then we had a few more drinks while we were waiting for our table. Then we had a few more drinks while we were eating. Then we had a few more drinks after we ate. Then we went to a bar down the street and had a few more drinks.
All the drinky drink made for interesting conversation during dinner. We talked about all the things you can put on and in pussy to spice things up. It was suggested that my favorite variation of the pussy would be with salt around the rim because of my love for tequila. I'll have to try that some day. Dizonnaise brougt up pouring pop rocks in but we came to the consensus that the pop rocks in the pussy would be uncomfortable.
Then Dizonnaise told us a funny gynocologist story. She told us that a few months before she had gone to the pussy doctor and while checking out her stuff he popped his head up and said, "it looks like you got a little fungus down here." Dizonnaise almost shit a brick. She went through her mental rolodex of men who could have possible given her The Fungus. She asked the pussy doctor if he was sure and he said, "yeah, this is a tattoo of a mushroom isn't it?" while pointing to a spot right above her meow meow where she had just gotten a tattoo. HAHAHAHAHA! A little fungus!
In other news...I really really need to find my birth certificate before I go to Cabo. Without it I might not be able to go! Or even worse, I might not be able to return! EEEEEEEEEK! They will think I'm an illegal alien or something. I've looked all over my room and I can't find it. I called my mom and asked her to look for it but she couldn't find it either. She says she thinks my dad took all of our important paperwork and put it in the safe deposit box at their bank. She is going to go down to the county office on Monday regardless and ask for a certified copy just to keep on hand in case of emergencies.
11:00 a.m. - 2003-09-06
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