So the Monkey of the Week is finally back in all his glory!
Seems like this little monkey had to make a fast getaway from india where he and his cohorts have been terrorizing the indian legislature. Naughty monkey!
7:30 p.m. - 2003-11-07
The Monkey of the Week is returning! He or she will be back later.
I am eating a lot. I can't stop stuffing mini reese cups in my mouth. I had a sausage mcmuffin with egg and two hash browns for breakfast. then I had a bagel with cream cheese. then I had a quesadilla with sour cream and guac for lunch. then I ate more candy. now I am fixin' to go outside and buy some donuts or something. I think i'm going to spend this weekend in my room gorging.
oh, i am going to be so broke this month too. so that means I need to go to the grocery store and spend the little money I have on groceries to last me until i am not so broke. too many damn birthdays. blah! lots of alcohol will be bought and consumed.
poop
i don't like this time of year.
i love mariah carey. especially fat mariah carey with the big ass and potbelly. I want to have her freak babies. freaky potbelly giant ass nervous breakdown babies with thick dry bushy hair and ingrown toenails. we will take them to the park and watch them eat twigs from the ground and take pictures of them. then we will go to carl's jr and we'll all get the crisscut fries because they are the best.
3:22 p.m. - 2003-11-07
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