First go to the little kiosk thingy in front of the building and buy a poppy seed muffin and a mango/peach Fuze from the little Japanese lady. Bring your muffin and juice up to your office. Turn on your computer and log in. Set up your laptop on the other side of the desk and start iTunes. Pick up your juice, shake it, open and take one swig. If the juice isn't poisoned and you don't die, continue. Pick a playlist on iTunes and start the music. Take your muffin out of the little bag that the Japanese lady puts it in and then take out the napkin that she gives you. Flatten the little bag and place the muffin on it upside down. Place the napkin on your right thigh. Remove the paper thingy from the muffin stump and fold it in half three times. Throw the folded paper thingy away. Choose the perfect starting point on the muffin stump (with the muffin still upside down), grab a hold of the muffin stump and rip it apart from the rest of the muffin. Put the stump back on the muffin and clean your hands with the napkin. Take another swig of the juice. Begin removing the outer rim of the muffin stump, eating the pieces as they come off. If you can remove the whole muffin stump rim then place the whole thing in your mouth. Savor the little poppy seeds. Play with them with your tongue. Finish the rest of the muffin stump. Drink some more juice. Turn the muffin cap over. Carefully remove the rim of the muffin cap and eat it. Take the rest of the muffin cap apart along the muffin techtonic plates. Separate the muffin skin from the muffin meat. Eat the muffin skin from the most cooked pieces to the least cooked (usually the pieces along the muffin techtonic plates). Eat the muffin meat, saving the biggest most moist piece for last. Cleanse your mouth with more juice. If you have to, burp. Reflect on the fact that this muffin gave it's life to be a tastey morning snack for your enjoyment.
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