Ack! DO NOT EVER BUY PIZZA UNLESS YOU HAVE A COUPON. I totally just walked into Pizza Hut and ordered myself a large pepperoni and jalapeno pizza without giving any thought as to the price. I mean, when you all buy pizza it's usually for some ridiculously low price of like $19.99 for two extra large specialty pizzas with a free 2 liter Coke or something. So I guess subconsciously I thought, "how much could this possibly be? $5 bucks tops!" Well, it wasn't $5. I was $18 freakin' dollars! ACK!
You wanna know what really pisses me off? On the freakin' box of pizza that I paid $18 for was a coupon for two large pizzas, any way you want them, for $18.99! Why didn't the lady behind the counter just ask me to bend over so she could stick the box right up my ass? I mean she was fucking me anyway might as well have some fun.
Why did I buy a pizza with no coupon, you ask? Because I have been out and about today like a busy little bee and I knew we didn't have any coupons in the house anyway. Cakeboy always throws away anything he feels is junkmail. Helloooooooooooooo...pizza coupons are not junk mail...THEY ARE MORE PRECIOUS THAN GOLD! Do not throw away the pizza coupons!
So no one responded to the Craig's List ad to attend the premiere of School of Rock. I had to go alone like the total loser I am. I know there are some people who are reading this who are laughing their asses off right now. Haha, yeah go ahead and laugh your fat ass off!
So I got to the Mercado about 20 minutes early but there was already a huge line of premiere pass holding peepz. By the time I found a parking space they were letting everyone in. I was literally the last person to go in with a pass. I thought for sure that I wouldn't be able to find a seat. Then when i walked in I saw that the theater was nearly empty. It was great. There were even seats right in the middle where you can look directly at the screen!
As I made my way up to the middle section and started to walk down one of the rows these people were like, "oh excuse me, all these seats are saved for our friends." I was like, "ok." It seemed like they were holding quite a few seats, probably more than 5. But I just went to another row. The same fucking thing happened. Everywhere I went these inconsiderate fuckwads were all saving a fucking bazzillion seats for their friends who were supposedly going to be there any minute. Fuckers. That is so rude. I finally found a seat down at the very bottom row in front of the screen. I had to practically lay down to see the screen.
The movie was funny. It is definitely a kids movie. Not really a movie for adults. There isn't much adult humor in it. So many will probably find it too corny.
The sound was pretty bad too, but I think that is because they didn't turn on the "theater" sound. Like because we didn't pay to watch the movie we weren't allowed to hear it in surround sound.
Tonight I go out and dance...dance to the sweet sweet sounds of the 80's. I don't get to go out much during the weekdays because of work and all but since i'm still on vacation I figured I should take the opportunity to hit the city tonight. I'm going to try to instigate a breakdancing competition. One of poocake's menz may be there and he says he might do The Worm. If he does that boy won't know what hit him!
Yeah, sure I haven't breakdanced since the 4th grade but i figure it's like riding a bike. You can't possibly forget how to do it, right?
5:33 p.m. - 2003-10-02
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