The poop fairy came and took my poop away today!
5:02 p.m. - 2002-11-14
last night I came home around 11pm and I had to poop. When I walked into my bathroom I saw something horrible...my toilet clogged with giant poop chunks and toilet paper on the brink of overflowing. It was nastay!
I kind of stood there in shock for a moment, then one of my roommates came out of the computer room. He was all like, "hey is the toilet still clogged, sorry dood." I was like, "yeah it's clogged, would you mind unclogging it so I could use it?" So he said he was going to unclog it and I went to my room to curl up in a ball under the covers of my bed. I could here him going back and forth between the bathroom and the garage. I fell asleep before his work in the bathroom stopped.
When I woke up this morning the toilet was unclogged but something was weird. My desire to poop was gone. There seemed to be no poop with an urgent need to get out inside me. It didn't come out during the night. It wasn't in my underwear, or in my bed, or on the floor of my room. It was just gone. I still don't know where it is. I just hope that it doesn't come alive in the middle of my meeting today at noon. Where did my poop go?
7:57 a.m. - 2002-11-14
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