I went to Turlock this weekend. It was my best friend's birthday. Saturday night we had dinner with all the families getting together and today we had a BBQ at the sister-in-laws house. It was good times. I got to get a bit more of a tan.
Turlock is getting weird. They have put those european style roundabouts all over the place. Not just in major intersections too. And there are giant speed bumps all over too. And they have planted trees and bushes in the middle of the road. This cannot be good.
So Friday I went to watch the midnight madness movie @ the aquarius theater. They were playing a documentary kinda movie that was called The Good Old Naughty Days. It was a collection of short "erotic" films that were found in some french frog's attic. They were supposedly shown in the lobbies of brothels when peepz were waiting to get theyz freakz on.
This collection of short films was just straight up icky. Now, don't go thinking i'm a prude and stuff. I download porn and have even watched some on the liberated satellite signal we get here at the house. So I am not a stranger to The Pr0n. I just thought that porn from the early 1900's would consist of exposed nipples and maybe some groping. Boy was I wrong.
A few things that made this thing icky:
French People - yeah it kind of explains all the pubic hair but the frogs add a whole new level of ickiness just because they are frogs.
animals licking genital areas - they had a fluffy white dog that looked exactly like my grandma's dog licking coochie and the wiener.
Donkey fucking - there was a cartoon in which two dudes with giant wieners had a "sword fight" over who was going to fuck this donkey. The cartoon itself was the best part of the film but that part was a little weird.
Ashley showed up with her friend Joahna (sp?). I stopped and chit chatted with them in the lobby after the film. I had a CD of wAr3z for Ashley that I gave to her. I think i went into retardo mode and just kind of looked at the ground and mumbled a bit like I always do when I meet strangers.
Afterwards I went to Poocake's house to drop off her real bday gift. It was a framed picture/clock of The Last Supper. If you are thinking, "is that the Last Super with the Jesus in it?", yes it is. Not only that but you can plug it in and when you flip this switch it lights up and does this flashy multicolored light thing. It is so cool and at the same time atrocious!
I had to buy it at the San Jose Flea Market. it was very difficult being mexican and buying that. I kept imagining what was going to go through the mind of the dude I bought it from. My people are known to actually buy this kind of stuff because they seriously like it.
I hope the poocake likes it. I still have to finish her bday card.
8:52 p.m. - 2003-08-17
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