OK, the subject of tampons has been in heavy rotation over at Pookkake's diary. I mentioned that I had a "tampon story" of my own from my high school days. Well, that piqued some curiousity because I am male. How can a member of the male species possibly have a tampon story? Well, this male does. This is really gross so if you can't stand these kinds of stories please stop reading.
Ok here it goes...
When I was a freshman in high school I knew a couple of girls. One was named Raquel and the other Sarah. Me and my friend Mikey would go over to Raquel's house because her parents were never home and we could you know...do stuff we weren't supposed to do.
So one sunny spring day we all decided to go swimming. So Raquel and I were in her room and she was putting on her bathing suit. Well when she was bare ass naked I saw something weird. It was like a string hanging out of her cootchie. And I was all like, "you got a fucking string hanging out of your cootchie!" and she was all like, "that's a tampon" and I was all like, "huh? you're on the rag...that's fucking gross...you can't go in the pool like that...what the fuck is that thing?"
Now, at that time I didn't know what the fuck a tampon was. I had heard of them but I thought that "tampon" was a brand of pads. I mean I knew what pads were but I didn't know that girls also had a thing that they stuck up their cootchie when they were bleeding. Damn, it's just fucking nasty thinking about it.
So the fun doesn't end here. I told you this was a gross story and we have definitely not gotten to the gross part.
So i'm all like, "how the fuck does that thing get up there?" and she goes, "oh, easy let me show you" and with that she reaches down and pulls out the freakin' bloody cootchie sponge! Before the thing is even out I am fucking screaming like a bitch clasping my eyes and rolling around on the floor. It was the nastiest things I have ever seen. She thought it was really fucking funny. I ran out of the room and I never touched Raquel's cootchie again.
She was one of the nastiest people I have ever met.
In other news...Psycho Bitch is talking shit again. I guess sitting next to me at Bucca has got her started again. She went out with a co-worker this weekend and got drunk and was talking shit about me and stuff all night. It would be nice if she just left here and pursued her dream of being a cocktail waitress or stripper.
2:44 p.m. - 2003-04-09
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