I kissed the wrong girl AGAIN!
So after I got home last night The Funk came by and picked me up. Now the way this originally went down was that I got a call from The Funk yesterday while I was working. He asked me what my plans where and I told him that I was going out with co-workers for drinks and then I was going to come back to Fremont and go down to San Jose to watch my other co-workers band play at a bar.He didn't have any plans which is the whole reason he called me to ask about my plans. I invited him to come along and he said that he would like to go down to San Jose.
When i got home and called him he said that a friend of ours was doing karaoke down in San Jose and if I minded if we split our time between watching my friend's band and the karaoke place. I said sure, I would explain to my friend/co-worker. I called her up and let her know of the change in plans so I wouldn't have to try and explain on the spot.
So The Funk comes over to pick me up and I get in his car because he wanted to drive. We start driving and we head towards Pleasanton not San Jose. So I'm thinking WTF? So The Funk starts to tell me that he found out Ev is at a bar in Pleasanton with her friends and he wants to go there. I did not like this idea but I knew that since it involved a girl that The Funk likes I wasn't going to change his mind. Keep in mind that Ev is married so The Funk has no chance in hell with her, and as far as her friends that is another story.
So we show up and of course I can tell this place sucks. I was not going to have a good time at this place. It was like a walking into a bar full of teenagers who somehow have been allowed to drink. Just a bunch of Joeys and Buffies. To make things even better all of Ev's friends had brought either their husbands or their boyfriends. What a fucking waste of my time.
So of course we have to stay there until like 1am. I was dying. When we left The Funk and Buddha decided that they wanted to go to another friend's bar. I figured since the most time we could spend there was like 45 minutes I wouldn't complain about it. The place was hella ghetto though.
While we were saying hi to the owner of the bar and the bartenders I got attacked by a fluffy samoan girl who was very drunk. She wasn't as fluffy as all the other samoan girls there though. She was a tiny fluffy samoan girl. I felt someone bump into me from behind and when I looked back it was this drunk girl rubbing her butt against my butt. I just kind of laughed it off and tried to ignore her but she kept pushing against me and almost knocked me down. When I went to catch myself she had turned around and was now bear hugging me from behind and gyrating against me.
So everyone in the immediate vicinity is laughing at us. We were really entertaining the crowd. Of course part of the crowd included her normal size fluffy samoan family. eek! Thankfully they decided to laugh it off rather than kill me. She kept grabbing at me and trying to dance but she was way too drunk to even stand correctly. She was constantly falling and stuff. The most embarrassing part came when she had me put my arms around her waist, with her facing away from me she bent over with her butt in my crotch and started grinding away. I really thought I was going to be crushed in a samoan stampede. here were some drunken kissing all over my face but nothing major, I kept my mouth closed.
She was pretty cute though. She had a nice soft fluffy body, a really cute face, and two big gold teeth right in the front of her mouth. She had a giant ear to ear grin and you could spot those teeth from across the room. Eventually her family tried to get her sit down but there was no controlling her so they took her and left. I didn't even get to ask her for her name or phone number or anything. If she wasn't so drunk and acting crazy I would have liked to have gotten to know her. Oh well.
10:15 a.m. - 2004-04-17
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