Ok, so my best friend in the world is getting married next Saturday (this is like the 6th wedding i've been to this year). This was the wedding that was originally scheduled for December but then Dennis called me about a week ago to let me know that they had moved the wedding date to October 12. Well, being "The Best Man" I was in charge of putting together a bachelor party at the last minute.
***my mom just made me spam and eggs, brb***
***did I forget to mention that I am at my parents house in Turlock again???***
OK, so the plan for last night was for us to head up to Sacramento for dinner, drinks, and naked womenz.
We couldn't find the place where we were originally going to have dinner at so we just ate at a Chevy's. We didn't do much drinking, which was fine with me. We had a nice dinner and I bought a round Patron. Then we were off to the naked lady dancing place.
When we got to the door this big bouncer guy asked us if we were there for some kind of special occasion. We told him we were there to celebrate Dennis' last weekend as a single guy. So he told us about these bachelor party packages that they have. We picked the package that we felt would humiliate and embarass Dennis the most. It included taking Dennis up on stage for a special performance by the bachelor himself.
The coolest thing about this place is they don't serve alcohol and you get unlimited drinks with admission. I was ordering sprite like there was no tomorrow. The ladies would ask me if I wanted a dance and I was all like, "bitch, I ain't got time for that, theyz servin' free sprite ova der."
So the highlight of the night was when Dennis got pulled up on stage for his special show. He was standing up there with a confused look on his face when the DJ called for the ladies to come out. All of a sudden the stage was filled with a swarm of womenz. They surrounded Dennis and started pulling his clothees off. They stripped him all the way down to his underwears; by this time he had turned a bright tomato red. Then they made him get down on his hands and knees. One lady got on top of him like she was riding a pony; One was rubbing her butt in his face; and a few others were lining up behind him taking turns spanking him. That went on for a while then the greatest thing happened, the gave him an atomic wedgie! They pulled his underwear so hard that the elastic ripped. Then they pulled the lower half of his tattered underwear down leaving his cheeks exposed. That send the girls into an ass slapping frenzy. When it was all over they left him on stage, red ass exposed, by himself.
While this was going on they had tied his shirt to the brass pole and put it all the way up to the ceiling, about 12-15ft in the air. They told him if he wanted it back he had to climb the pole and get it himself. So he tried a few times to shimmy up the pole but he didn't quite have the technique. After a while they felt sorry for him and brought it down with a broom. It was worth every penny we spent just to watch him be humiliated like that.
Ok, now to the real reason for this post. Anus, butt holes...exposed for everyone to see. This place was a full nude club, meaning the ladies took it all off. It's one thing to get bare ass naked and walk around on stage with your cootchie all hanging out for everyone to see but it's a whole other thing to spread your legs and expose your butt hole to everyone in the room. And you really take it to a whole other level when you walk around and put your exposed butt hole within inches of a complete stragers face. I mean, damn, if you look hard enough you could probably see what they ate for lunch.
If i was a full nude dancer I would not expose my anus. I would keep it covered. I'd probably put a sticker over it. Like a monkey sticker. I would put a big monkey sticker on my anus.
11:03 a.m. - 2002-10-06
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