Ok, so this is like a weekend recap because I hardly ever talk to you on weekends. That's because my computer at home is crappy. It's about 7 years old now and the monitor is almost 10 years old. It's the first monitor I ever bought and it still works fine.
I can't remember a damn thing about Friday night so that probably means I did nothing.
Saturday I woke up early to get the oil changed in my little Golf. I haven't changed the oil in the car since I bought it way back in May, I think. And who knows when the previous owner had changed the oil. So I go to Wal-Mart to get the oil changed at like 9am and there is a huge ass line of Filipinos already there waiting to get their oil changed. Seriously there were about 20 cars already there in a line waiting.
So I call my Filipino friend who told me to get my oil changed at Wal-Mart and say to him, "what the fuck are all these Filipinos doing here so goddam early in the morning!" And he is all like, "they are getting their oil changed." And I'm like, "Can't they get their oil changed later in the day?" And he's like, "dood, Wal-Mart is the cheapest place to get your oil changed. If you want to beat the Filipinos you gotta get der by 6:30am." And I'm like, "oh shit, there is no fucking way that I am waking my ass up at 6:30am on a weekend to get my oil changed. I'll come back later." And he's all like, "there's no way you will get your oil changed there later 'cause there will just be more Filipinos as the day goes on." And I'm like, "FUCK!"
So I went home and looked in the yellow pages for an oil change place. I was extremely pissed because I can change the oil on a car, and do a bunch of other shit, by myself. I change the oil in the Corvette every time. But I can't change the oil in my Golf because my roommates will bitch and complain about, "what will the neighbors think if they see someone working on a car in front of the house, that looks ghetto." And the little Golf is too freakin old to drive all the way to Turlock, like I do with the Vette, to change the oil in my parents garage. I ended up taking it to a zippy lube place and they charged me $30 freakin' dollars to change the oil in the Golf. What a ripoff!
So after the oil change and lunch I went to see Frida. I guess I should have seen this movie a lot closer to when it was actually released in Bay Area theaters. I say this because apparently the word has gotten out that Salma Hayek is noodie patootie in this film and now the theaters are being filled by boys that just want to see naked boobees, rather than people who love great films or are genuinely interested in Frida. It was horrible watching this film with a theater full of popcorn chomping, raisenette tossing, high school boys who would not shut the fuck up and watch the film. All you could here was, "chomp chomp chomp, she gotz some nice titties yo, chomp chomp chomp, I hit that azz from behind yo, chomp chomp chomp, sheet I be all up in dem guts." Eww Eww EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
I mean, I have to admit that Salma Hayek is hot, even with a unibrow and a hairy lip but i'm not going to sit through a movie that is over 2 hours long just to see chi chis. Is it really that hard to find chi chis? You can just go on the internet and see them all day. You can go to the video store and rent movies with nothing but chi chis. Why do these little boys have to come and ruin my movie going experience? ACK!
So Saturday night we went to DJ Mike's bar. Him and Tessie are still painting it but he wanted people to come see it anyway. I had three beers and two shots of Patron (tequila). I have become quite the lightweight when it comes to drinking.
I went home and had a drunken chat with ezi. Heehee, sorry ezi. I'll never do that again.
Sunday I woke up and had breakfast. I had Soyrizo (soy based chorizo) and eggs, and some turkey sausage. It's amazing how many soy products they have now. I think I'll stick to chorizo with real meat in it from now on.
I watched the football games with The Funk, Buddha, and Arnie. The 49ers and the Raiders won so it was all good.
On the way home I stopped by Khone's Video because they are going out of business and are selling all of their videos. The were selling them for $2!!!! I bought a shitload of videos. Some of them include:
Three Amigos
Just One of the Guys
Back to School
Erendera
Abre Los Ojos (open your eyes
I just got a phone call that made me too pissed off to remember the other movies I got or to continue this entry. Goodbye.
8:24 a.m. - 2002-12-09
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