so I just got back home from Turlock and i'm chatting with tiny ezi about stuff i'm going to do tomorrow, but more on that later. Here is a rundown of the weekend:
I drove to Turlock on Friday afternoon and went with Dennis the Menace and Karah to the bowling alley in Modesto. Karah belongs to a bowling league so this is where they kick it on Friday nights. We were going to stop by some crab shack for dinner but we ran a little late and had to go straight to the bowling alley. We went to the little diner that was attached to the bowling alley and had dinner there.
If you have never eaten in a bowling alley diner, DO IT NOW. It will probably be the crappiest food you have ever eaten but the ambiance is to die for. Karah ate a plain jane burger while Dennis and I ordered the chicken fried steak. We had the option of having the breakfast or dinner chicken fried steak. We opted for the dinner. This thing came out with 1/2 an inch of breading on it. And boy was it fried on that sucker. It took forever to saw through it with a knife.
So after dinner Karah's bowling thingy started. Dennis fell asleep at a table. I was pretty tired too but I was a trooper and toughed it out. Besides, I as looking at all the cool people that were kicking it old school at the bowling alley.
I got thirsty and went up to the snack bar and I saw that they had italian sodas so i said "can I have an italian soda?" and the snack bar chick said, "that's $1.75" so i'm like, "cool" and I give her the money and she hands me a clear plastic cup with this syrupy stuff on the bottom and says, "Sierra Mist and ice" and I was all like, "huh?" and she was all like, "fill the rest of this cup with Sierra Mist and some ice" and gestured to the soda fountain, "and I was all like, "uh...ok..."
So then I went home and went to sleep.
The next morning Dennis called me and asked me if I wanted to go have breakfast with him and Karah. I said sure and took a shower and went to pick them up. We drove out to the sticks to eat at this place called Joanne's. It was this tiny diner that actually looked like it was someone's house with a bunch of tables and chairs thrown around to turn it into an eating establishment. So I ordered the Family Special which was two pancakes, two eggs, and two slices of bacon.
So i'm shooting the shit with Dennis and Karah, then i read the newspaper. Then our food comes. The waitress had in one had this humongous monstrosity that upon closer inspection turned out to be two freakishly large pancakes. There was no plate to be seen. Dennis and Karah started laughing. It seems that this place specializes in ridiculously large protions. I looked around the room and sure enough there were giant globs of stuff on everyones plates. There was a huge mountain of corned beef hash on one plate, another was covered by two king size country biscuits and gravy. It was all too much for me too handle. Surprisingly I was able to finish one of the pancakes and the eggs and the bacon. I took the other pancake home. I have picturs of it which I will add to this post as soon as I upload them. I also took a couple of short motion clips of the pancake.
So I spent the rest of the day laying on the couch...and pooping.
Later that evening I chatted with tiny ezi and princess. Princess is a new edition to diaryland and she is has by pure luck come accross the best diary on diaryland, el-guapo.diaryland.com. She needed to clean her room so she couldn't chat and I wanted to watch my new DVD, Krush Groove, so I couldn't chat. So she asked me for my phone number. Like a retard I just went ahead and gave it to her. She actually called me and we chatted. Well, actually it was more like she chatted and I would say, "uh hu...yep...oh....hmmm...eep...ack" I am not all that great on the phone, and princess can vouch for that.
So lets skip to today cause i'm tired and want to go to sleep.
Today was my Nana's b-day party. I went to her house and they had carne asada, rice, beans and a whole bunch of other good food. I ate and ate and ate. i am fat now. Goodnight
9:04 p.m. - 2003-03-02
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