So I ate some stroganoff that a co-worker brought in and my ass exploded. I don't know if it was really the stroganoff or if it was the chicken patty that I had for dinner last night. I kind of felt some ass explosions coming on last night but they never really materialized. Maybe there were just lying in wait, like ninjas.
In more upbeat news, I am getting mad winks on match.com. The chicks are really digging me. I haven't set up a date with anyone yet though because I have been super busy. I was going to try to go on a date this weekend but then I found out I will be busy all weekend. Friday is a co-workers birthday so we will probably go out to have dinner and drinks. Saturday is The Funk's birthday and we will be going to Bucca Di Beppo that night for dinner. Afterwards we will surely get drunk somewhere. Sunday my old roommates are finally having their housewarming party. I have to find a gift for them at Pottery Barn or something. And of course I could be called off to New York again at any minute.
I dunno what is happening to me but I am really jonesin' for a chick to kick it with. Maybe I'm turning into a bitch or something. I really felt it while I was in New York. I just thought about the fact that I can go anywhere at anytime and no one is bothered by it. No one is back home waiting for me to come back. No one is arguing with me about how I am always going on business trips or how I never spend enough time with them. These are all things that I was really happy about before but things are changing now. Maybe it's just because of the change in the weather. Maybe I just have the winter blues and all I really need is a nice piece of ass to satisfy me for the time being.
Whatever it is I really need to hit the town with the ladies. I need to meet more women who are NOT friends or interested in friendship. Honestly, friendship sucks major ass. I don't wanna be your friend bitch! Ya herd me!
Of course I will probably freak out the first time that I come across a girl who wants to have a relationship with me. I dunno. I'm kinda picky and stuff, I know that. Not really in the usual sense though. I don't want a 6 foot tall blonde with giant boobs. I like quirky and cute. I like major assage. I like bespectacled bitches. I like sexy girls who you can't tell are sexy at first sight.
I don't want someone who is exactly like me. What the fuck for? I want someone different than me. Someone who has their own thing going on but won't mind sharing it with me and taking part in my things. Honestly I look at people who go out with or hang out with people who are EXACTLY like them and I think that they have to be the sorriest motherfuckers on the planet. Grow a set of fucking hairy balls and get out of your bubble. That is one thing that I like about myself. The variety that I have around me. Anyway, I think I am going off on another rant although it is tied in somewhat to how I'm feeling. That will be for another date and time.
On a final note, the holiday season is here. el guapo will once again be making holiday cards for the masses. If you want a personalized holiday card just email me your address and I will send it to you or email it to you if you request one of my famous photochop masterpieces. You better get your requests in fast because if you wait too long you will have to live with the generic photochop holiday card that will go out to everyone on my list.
ps. I will get the email address thingy fixed tonight when i get home.
4:10 p.m. - 2003-11-04
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