Ok, before I get into my real story let me tell you all that last night I got on a BART train that had the heater on full blast! It is freakin' warm out here already and they have the heater on! If that wasn't bad enough someone had really bad Swamp Ass. Wipes people, they do wonders! I recomment the Charmin ones. The Cottenelle have these neat ridges that feel nice on your booty hole but they dry out hella fast. The Charmin ones smell better too.
Now to my story about breaking the law...
So I was coming out of the gym last night and there were two police officers just kicking back right outside the door with their car parked right in front of the gym. I had my Corvette parked in the very front row so their car was right in front of mine. When I got to my car and opened the door one of the officers motioned to the other in my direction and then they both went to their car. I started thinking to myself about what I had done to deserve this kind of attention. Then it hit me, I had forgotten to put my new tags on and they expired in February.
Well, these bastards could have written me a ticket. They do it all the time in parking lots when they come across a car with expired tags. So I was expecting them to walk over to my car as I finished my water and let the car warm up but they didn't. Instead they went down to the end of the building and pulled around the corner, which is the way that I leave the gym every night. So I knew that these fuckers didn't just want to write me a ticket for an expired tag, they wanted to use the expired tag as a reason to pull me over out on the street. BASTARDS!
I'm sure they were all ready with their whole "can we search the car for any drugs or weapons" bullshit. Well, homie don't play that so I pulled out of my spot and went out of the parking lot in the other direction and thankfully they were never able to catch up to me by the time I got out to the main road. I didn't speed away or anything but they had a whole parking lot to cross and I was already well ahead of them before they spotted me going the other way. They never turned their lights on either so "for all I know" they had no interest in me. I don't have to make their job easy and deliver myself to them either so fuck that.
Anyway, the tags are on the car now so there won't be any need for them to get their hopes up about making a major bust on the guy trafficing in bottled water and sweaty gym underwears.
10:39 a.m. - 2005-03-16
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