I'm going to kick Adkins in tha nutz! I don't care how crazy everyone is over his diet plan there is no way i'm giving up carbs. CARBS RULE!
When I eat a lot of carbs big poops come out. That is reason enough to never stop eating them.
Today I drank one Fuze Peach/Mango juice with lots of CARBS in it and other vitamins. Then for lunch I had Gioburger. This is a big cheeseburger that has a giant piece of beef in it topped with italian sausage and a thick chunk of provolone cheese. All of this tastey Adkins friendly stuff is sitting in a CARB loaded bun, with sesame seeds. On the side of the plate I had a whole bunch of shoestring CARB fries that I dipped in mayo. Oh before the main course I had two slices of warm CARB bread with butter and I had a cup of chicken mushroom CARB soup.
Today when I go home i'm going to eat a big tray of CARB macroni and cheese with bacon bits and stuff on top. Then I'm going to slip into a coma.
Rub my BELLAAAAY!
4:31 p.m. - 2004-01-27
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