The monkeyboy shook his groove thang this weekend. But lets recap the weekend in sequential order.
Friday night I went out with Deelan and PieInYourEye. We went to Lucky 13 and had a couple of drinks. If you are ever there be sure to play catch with the little doggie. Everybody just ignores him and he gets sad and then starts barking at everybody. Play with the doggie people, ok?
After a couple of drinks we walked up to The Castro to find a place to get dinner. We walked past an Italian place and PieInYourEye wanted to go back and look at the menu. I think the place was called Ristorante Caprise or something like that. We decided to have dinner there. We were seated in the very back corner of the place.
The service at this place was horrible, at least for us. Our waiter took our drink order and then dissapeared. In the mean time a very large group came in and got their drinks while we were still waiting. Finally our drinks came and we ordered our food. We ordered two servings of garlic bread with smoked mozzarella and a plate of meatballs as an appetizer. PieInYourEye and I orded a medium pepperoni and gorganzola pizza and Deelan ordered the meat lasagna. Our waiter left and said he would bring us some bread right away. Well after about five minutes not only did we not get any bread but they brought out not only regular bread for the large group but announced, "and we wanted to give you some of our wonderful garlic bread with smoked mozarella on the house," and gave them two fucking orders of the shit that we had ordered. After about 10 minutes not only had we not gotten our regular bread or appetizers but no one came to ask us if we wanted any more drinks. In the mean time the food was flowing to the group that came in after us. They had already gotten their appetizers when we decided that we should say something about the shitty service we were getting.
About 10 minutes after complaining we got our appetizers. We were actually on the verge of paying for our drinks and leaving right as they brought our appetizers. The food itself was actually pretty good. The garlic bread with smoked mozarella was very good. The meatballs were kind of dense and didn't have very good flavor. The pizza was fabulous. We weren't able to finish the pizza because we misjudged the size of the pizza and our appetites. We had our remaining pizza and some of the cheesy bread boxed up and took it with us so we could give it to a homeless person. We did leave a tip.
From there it was off to a new "club" or bar called Jade. it's on Gough, pronounced Gawff in San Franciscanese. It's a really small place but it looks really cool and they play some cool chill out music. The place was totally packed and there was hardly any place to stand. We got a couple of drinks and then decided to go home.
If you ever go to that bar be sure to use the men's bathroom. It has a window that has one-way glass in it. So while you are in the bathroom with your weiner hanging out you can totally see everyone in the bar and it looks like they can see you. And the bathroom is right behind the bar so it really really looks like everyone is watching you go potty. It's a trip. You totally want to wiggle your weiner at the crowd and drop your pants and do the booty dance while pressing your butt cheeks up against the glass. But I didn't do that...honest.
So we hopped on BART and came back to the east bay. I went home and went to sleep.
I woke up kind of late on Saturday. I took a shower, got a haircut, took another shower, and went to the city. Now as far as the haircut goes I only had the sides trimmed, i'm letting the top grow out. It's staring to look funky on top. In about a week and a half it should be a freakin mess.
So I went to the city because I had to pick up my stuff that I left in my office on Friday. I decided to have lunch before I picked my stuff up so i went to Lori's Diner. I had some mozarella sticks with a jalapeno sauce that was the bomb diggity. I also had the meatloaf with some fries. Be sure to eat at one of the many Lori's Diner's in the city, especially if you are drunk.
So afterwards I went to the office to pick up my shit. I knew that Psycho Bitch, a temp, and one of the manager's were supposed to be there working on a project. When I got there the manager wasn't there. I decided that I had to take a dump so I had to go to the restroom which was on the other side of the buildng, taking me past where Psycho Bitch and the temp were supposed to be working.
I had a weird feeling because all the lights were out in that part of the building. We have like a motion detector that turns off the lights if no one is in the room for like a couple of hours. But they had to be somewhere in the building because all their stuff was there and their computers were on.
So I made my way to the restroom, took a dump and headed back to my office to pick my stuff up. Only now when I went back to my office Psycho Bitch and the temp were at his desk acting like they had been working very hard all day. So they had to have been somewhere nearby in the building for a few hours where they would have fooled the motion detectors into thinking that someone wasn't on that floor anymore. I am hoping they were fucking in a closet or the break room or something. Even though as a supervisor I am obligated to frown on such behavior and reprimand them I think anything that get's Psycho Bitch's attention away from my weiner is a good thing.
So i got my stuff and went home.
Saturday night I went to Ruby Skye to see Gina Rene and Mei-lwun from Soulstice perform. Gina and Mei-lwun rocked the hizzouse! Gina threw down some phat freesyles while Mei-lwun provided the thick beats. I shook my bootay all night long. I was dancing by myself at first, because...well...i'm a dork. About halfway through Gina's performance I was surrounded by three japanese girls who said they were really form Japan. I believed them too because hey could hardly speak any english. I think they gravited towards me because I totally can't dance and therefore would make them look good. I danced until about 3am, which was really 4am by that time because of the time change.
My legs are so sore right now. I need to go running or something to strengthen my legs in case I ever have to shake my thang like that again.
Today I didn't do much, I went to see City of God at the Guild Theater. It is a beautiful movie. It is very violent but still a great film. I would say you should all go to see it.
Well...monkey boy did something very stupid and hurt someone that he very much cares for. I hurt my littls sister, ezi. Last week someone on Craig's List was trashing blogs (online diaries/journals) and the people who keep them. His main point was that the people who keep them are computer nerds who spend all their time in front of their computer and don't have lives. I responded by telling him that he was wrong and that if the people didn't do anything but sit in front of a computer then they wouldn't be keeping an online diary. I provided a link to my diary to offer him an example of someone who doesn't spend his entire life in front of a computer. After a couple of days and many hits to my diary later I decided I wanted it to stop, so I edited my post. I made a bad mistake though. Instead of just editing out my diaryland url, I replaced it with ezi's diaryland url. Well, some jackass read ezi's diary and then responded to my response on Craig's List. He had some very bad things to say about ezi and her diary. This hurt tiny ezi's feelings and it's all my fault. ezi didn't ask for anyone to read her diary and wasn't making any claims about it being the greatest diary ever (even though I think it is). It was a stupid stupid thing for me to do. I am trying to come up with a punishment to subject myself to to make up for this. If you have any idea's please let me know.
8:49 p.m. - 2003-04-06
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