I have a gay online stalker. He has been sending me IMs for the last few days. Usually when I am asleep at night. Of course I set my cell phone up to receive IMs whenever I am not actually online so I get to read them all in the morning.
He saw my sexxxiness on everyonesconnected.com. Now he wants my wiener. I can't blame him. I have a nice wiener. It's perfectly tiny. It has a slight upward curve. It doesn't have a giant exploding mushroom head. And I trim my pubes so the presentation is nice.
Alas, I am not teh ghey so he is going to have to look elsewhere for sweet sweet lovin'. I'm going to have to find a way to let him down easy.
Why can't any hot Mini Cooper driving chicks with nerd glasses and a potbelly want to get it on with me? Sheesh!
I think I have decided to go into the world of fish wranglin'. I'm trying to score a free aquarium from craig's list. Then it's just a matter of setting the tank up and getting fishies. I'm relying heavily on Amalthea's help to get me through this. Hopefully I'll have fishies by the time I get back from Philly.
5:00 p.m. - 2003-07-22
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