fast food breakfast items are so nasty and yet so tempting. The McDonalds Sausage McMuffin With Egg makes me fart and poop like crazy and yet I still go get them if even the smallest urge hits me. Today I wandered the streets of the financial district trying to decide where I would get breakfast. I thought about Si Senor. They have the most tastey chorizo and egg breakfast burrito and it's only $2! But then I saw Jack in the Crack and since I haven't had breakfast there in ages I thought I would give it a try.
I really didnt' remember what they had on their breakfast menu so I knew I would be gambling. I decided on the Ultimate Breakfast Sandwich. This monstrosity consisted of a full size burger bun with cheese, ham, fried egg, cheese, hame, fried egg, and finally cheese in the middle. The combo came with a hash brown and a drink. I chose to substitute the usual coffee or orange juice with orange Minute Maid. I can't drinkg real OJ because it makes my butt explode and coffee does the same thing.
This thing was tastey but all the cheese is now covering my mouth like I swallowed a bottle of elmers glue or something. The things i put up with to stuff food down my face.
8:47 a.m. - 2003-12-05
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