My butt cheek itches. The right one. Please bite it. Thank you.
So I have been hecka busy today. I have not gotten one damn thing done. At least not my actual work stuff. My phone has been ringing off the hizzle fa nizzle all day long. Peepz be needing mad retirement plan help.
Guess what I did today. Well yesterday and today. I told a dude with $800,000 USD that he needs to take that money somewhere else. It's a long story but basically we ain't gonna help the dude, at least not unless he wants to pay to play. I don't give this booty up for free yo! Ho gotta eat.
So I have my iBook set up on my desk like I always to every day and today is Sublime day. I have every single Sublime song on here dude! I've been listening to all the songs since the morning. Bradly shouldn't have been such a tweeker. Stupid fark. I need to totally start a Sublime cover band. I of course would be the lead singer because I have the most beautiful voice evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Today after work our department has it's holiday gift exchange. The limit was $15. I think that is like lower than last year. I couldn't find anything extra cool for $15 so I just got a gift certificate.
I'm still working on the holiday cards for all my fans. You can't rush art yo! They are sick sick sick though. Next year I'm going to make holiday t-shirts for everyone. I might sell them too for the chumpsta's out there who will pay for that kind of stuff.
I need more money so if you need to hire me as a stripping santa or something i'm really cheap.
::jiggles potbelly::
3:49 p.m. - 2003-12-12
Recent entries:
Oklahoma - 2005-11-07
Obey! - 2005-11-03
Back From Boston - 2005-10-27
Lots of Updates - 2005-10-24
Back to Work - 2005-10-10
My profile
Archives
Notes
Diaryland
Random
RSS
others:
shutupmom
devilkitty
ezi
facepunch
ann-frank
msleslie
crowhihs
sleepy-gurl
smartmule
four-eyes
crapstein
amalthea23
applerobot
sasori-gal
ilovemy240z
spritopias
goexplore
creepatron
partygirl
sarahsbrain
kirlianstate
oxfordavid
omnipre5ence
luxlust