So yesterday I was chatting with Kelly on AIM when I looked over at my buddy list and saw a weird screenname that I didn't recognize. Let's just call this screenname ELG for short. So I said hello to ELG and we started talking. I let her know that I didn't have a clue who she was or how she ended up on my buddy list. She let me know that she didn't have a clue who I was or how she ended up on my buddy list either. I asked her if she had a profile on moc.com, Nerve.com, or Match.com. She said no to all of those.
So I was a bit confused as to how ELG ended up on my AIM buddy list. Then she asked me if I wanted to see some pictures of her to see if it would jog my memory. I said sure and she sent me a link. As I was checking out the link she sent me she asked me if I knew wher Ardenwood was and I said "yes, it's like less than 5 minutes from my house." So then I looked at the website she had directed me to and it was some type of modeling site. It had all her stats and stuff. I had never seen this site of this chick.
I thought maybe she was pulling my leg here because, like I said, it was a modeling site. Then she sent me another link to her yahoo photoalbums. There were a few pictures of this same girl from the modeling site, only they were not modeling pictures. They were like pictures of her at some park or somewhere else outdoors, normal snapshot type pictures. There was also another album so I clicked on it.
You would not beleive what was inside this photoablum. There was a shitload of wang chicka wang pictures. Some serious Pr0n taken with a digital camera. It was of ths same chick in a bedroom and on a bed. There were boobees and bootees and vibrators and spread eagles and even a weiner in that mouth. Oh lordy lordy. What possessed this girl to lead me to such pictures of herself?
So now I know that there is a chick who lives like less than 5 minutes from me who is making online pornography in her bedroom! And she has somehow ended up on my AIM buddy list. How crazy.
I didn't go see City of God last night because the weather was crazy in The City. It would rain, then the sun would come out, then it would rain, then the sun would come out. So I just went home.
The Funk called me because he wanted to go have dinner at this new place in Union City. It is a Malaysian/Singaporian/Thai restaurant. It is in the shopping center on the corner of Alvarado-Niles and Decoto where the old Pizza Hut used to be. It looked really upscale which is totally weird in that shopping center. The Funk had sent out an email the day before about this place raving about it. So when it was time to order, The Funk went crazy and ordered a bunch of shit. This is pretty typical of him when you go out to eat with him. He will force his will on you and just order what he thinks everyone will enjoy. The food was really good but it would have been nice to be able to order for myself.
After dinner I went to Best Buy to see if they had the 27" Samsung TV that my tiny little sister ezi wants for her room. ezi is getting satellite TV, YAY EZI! There was a 27" Samsung there but I don't know if it was the same one she wanted. It was a lot more expensive than the one she showed me online. I'll talk to her today about it to see if it is the one she wants.
2:51 p.m. - 2003-04-03
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